Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow who? Interrupting Cow Jones.

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Wanna hear a joke? No.

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A king's son's birthday came one day and the king asked what he wanted. "You can have anything in the world son." He would say. The prince answered,"Oh i'll have some purple ping pong balls." So for his birthday he got a rollar costar, a new car, a water park, a castle, and of corse some purple ping pong balls. The same answer went out of his mouth for three years. One day the prince was driving in his car, and he got into a terrible car accadent. And while he was in the ER and saying his last words, his father asked,"Son, before you die, i must know, why did you want purple ping pong balls for your all of those birthdays?" And the prince said,"Well I wanted them because-" and then he died.

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Q: How do you stop a Mexican tank? A: Ask politely.

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What do you call a person with an arrow in their head? Dead

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"I have some good news and some bad news, which do you want to hear first?" The good news. "There is no bad news." Then what's the bad news? "There is no bad news.

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what's the difference between 7 and 2? 5

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Roses are red, violets are blue God made me beautiful, how about you?

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Whats worse than 3 black people? 4 Black people

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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What kind of a prediction is THAT?

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What's faster than a black man with a TV? Light.

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THIS IS an anti-joke.

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I am a n1gger.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS.

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Q: Whats the difference between a friend and a bestfriend? A: The other one has best in front of it dumb A$$

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What did the japanese man say to the other Japanese man? I like your eyes.

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there are two kinds of people in this world: those who like anit jokes and those who don't

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Pull over dat ass to fat, no seriously your blocking a firelane

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Why don't women need watches? Because most people carry cell phones that tells them the time making watches redundant and obsolete.

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How do you know your sister is on her period? - Your dad´s dick tastes like blood.

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Two men are sitting in a pub. One man turns to the other and says: 'Last night I saw lots of strange men coming in and out of your wife's house.' The other man replies: 'Yes, she has become a prostitute to subsidize her drug habit.'

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What's worse than kicking your dog? Eating it.

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Anti Joke

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