Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I am a dog

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One watermelon said the the other watermelon, "you are looking mighty plump today", the other watermelon didn't say anything because watermelons cant talk

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Did u hear about the jew that bought something not on sale? Neither did i.

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What do you call a black man in a truck A driver

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Im So Hood... That When I go Shopping, I Buy Sweatshirts with Hoods

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Wanna hear a joke..... Corey Jacobs Scrotum!

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Knock-Knock The man wasn't home, so there was no answer.

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WHY DID THE CHICKEN FART SO LOAD TO GET EVRYYBODY ATENTION

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How many men does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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Guess what.. chicken butt

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Why did the little girl fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? I don't know but it's not the little girl.

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Why did they monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey. By darragh hamilton

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Your mama is so fat that when she farted she called it global warming

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Knock Knock. Who's there? I don't know.

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What has 9 arms and sucks? Def lepeord

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When Josh moran was born he was thrown up in the air three times and was caught twice.

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whats the difference between an orange and a bicycle? One has handlebars..the other one doesnt.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Some guy stapled it to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A terrorist threw a refrigerator at it. Why did the girl fall off her bike? She was hit by 3 dead monkeys and a refrigerator.

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Hey Lamar, guess what. No Oh ok haha Otarts was here

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Knock Knock Who's There? Hi, I'm just going through the neighborhood to let everyone know that women secretly enjoy being raped.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun

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What did the normal guy say when he went to the Special Olympics? What a bunch of retards.

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Hey, I just met you And this is crazy I have alzheimer's Bacon

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