How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

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jack shine and keiran = nate robinson

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When crossing the river, why the old lady die? She was hit by a falling brick that fell from an airplane.

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What's green and has wheels? Boogers on a skateboard.

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A seal walks into a club.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun.

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Matt is not funny.

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what dog doesnt have teeth? A horse.

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Good to know tattletale, I remember hating you back then when you betrayed me, but I cant wait to meet you again. Anyway Nero, I am a girl, its not about sex with me, I just had to tell you, and hope you will take better care of yourself, I know you used to be worried about your looks, and I just want you to understand ill be there for you no matter what. Thanks for the kind words Nero, I know you mean them, you never hid the fact that you found me attractive, but while I did not understand then why you would ruin every nice moment by saying something cheesy or rude, I think I get it now... I know you need rest, but can I arrive as soon as possible? Ill just wait outside or something, I wont be a bother I promise.

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How can you confirm that Saturday comes after friday, and that Sunday comes after Saturday? consult Rebecca Black.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Joe Joe who? Your friend Joe OK come in

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was hit by a truck.

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Wow, so today is 9/11? Yes.

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Who is worse than Justin Bieber? Hitler

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How do you confuse a black man? Paint him white.

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Why did Harry Potter cast a spell on Chuck Norris' penis? Never mind.

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Luckily Captain America was able to rescue Hitler just before he was trapped in the ice for many years... Thanks to his brave efforts the war continued many more years! Captain America under ice: Why do I get the feeling I did something wrong? Hmm... 30 years later Cap: DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMNNNNNN!!!!!! Moral: On ice, tickets sold out... no clothing required, ladies only, None under 16!

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why did the disabled man go to the shops? because he wanted a radiator panel

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Guess What? What? The gludeus maximus of an avian farm bird

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How do you get a jew out of an empty pool? Give him a lader

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Tic tac toe. You were adopted.

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven was a terrorist.

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The term "shots fired" often reminds me of the time a couple of buddies had a drinking contest and I shoved a lit cigarette down the loser's throat

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Q: What is the differenc between a Jew and a boy scout? A: The boy scout comes back from camp.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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