- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was danielle so fat? She can't help her bad genetics

yuor momma so fat she has type 2 diabetes

obama leadership

What's worse than finding a fly in your drink? Gonorrhea.

I have Alzheimer. What?

your mom is so old. she can legally get a senior discount

What's big, yellow and green? The sun, i was kidding about the green

In Soviet Russia, millions of innocents died due to the oppression.

The Braves win the N.L. east

Joe used to always talk about his family and his two wonderful kids Joe can no longer talk to or about his family because his smoking habits have gotten out of control

How do you kill Chuck Norris? Short Answer: You can't.

Why is Billy in a ditch? He stepped on a landmine and was promptly burst into many pieces. The ditch was coincidental.

What is purple and crawls? A wounded grape.

Why does Eli Manning play for the Giants? Because he is huge.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen

Q: What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I suck at Poetry, show me your Tits.

Why is Santa fat? Because the apples are red.

What was the tallest mountain before Mount Everest was discovered? Mount Everest

Three Jews walk into a bar. One says something to the other two, but it was in Yiddish, and I don't speak that, so I don't know what he said, but all of them laughed really hard, so it must have been funny.

What do you call something that has two legs, arms and is bloody all over? My ex's new boyfriend.

Do you have to make frequent trips to the bathroom? Do you have a weak or broken stream? Do you leave the bathroom feeling satisfied? Do your frequent trips to the bathroom interrupt everyday activities? Well you should take Lunesta and just sleep. Then you wouldn't have this problem.

Whats the XBOX JUAN's most popular game. Call of Juarez!!!

what do a fish and wood have in common? when they're dead, they float

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