K.

thumb_up thumb_down +34

What do you call a homeless person with one leg? Rob.

thumb_up thumb_down +34

what did th teacher say to the student? be quiet and do our work

thumb_up thumb_down +34

Cashier: Have a nice day sir! Grumpy man: Don't tell me what kind of day to have ya fruit!

thumb_up thumb_down +34

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Doesn't matter, he's not coming

thumb_up thumb_down +32

What's the difference between a plum and a bunny? They're both purple. Except the bunny.

thumb_up thumb_down +32

Hey I just meet you And this is crazy I took bath salts Your face looks tasty

thumb_up thumb_down +32

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is black

thumb_up thumb_down +32

*spongebob voice* 25

thumb_up thumb_down +32

What caused the Berlin Wall to come down? Gravity

thumb_up thumb_down +32

Why did the house burn down? Because I set it on fire.

thumb_up thumb_down +32

1:Knock Knock 2:Who's there 1: Your cousin tyler He was then brought in with the rest of the family to celebrate Thanks giving.

thumb_up thumb_down +32

What's worse than a 15 year old getting hit by a car? Adam Johnson

thumb_up thumb_down +30

What starts with F and ends with Uck? F U C K

thumb_up thumb_down +30

why are black people good at jumping and white people aren't? That's stereotyping people .... anyone can be good jumping as long as the practice.

thumb_up thumb_down +30

How come Pluto and Goofy are both dogs, but Goofy can talk and Pluto can't? Because Goofy can walk on two legs, and is therefore superior to Pluto in Walt Disney's eyes.

thumb_up thumb_down +30

Four homosexuals walk into a bar. They notice that there's only one stool left at the bar itself. They sat at a table with four chairs. They had a delightful time.

thumb_up thumb_down +30

nba live 13

thumb_up thumb_down +30

What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? A dog

thumb_up thumb_down +30

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. What about the vampires?

thumb_up thumb_down +30

"Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimer's. "Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimer's. "Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimer's.

thumb_up thumb_down +30

Your mom is so fat that she enjoys junk food regularly.

thumb_up thumb_down +30

A bear and a rabbit both take a dump in the woods below an old oak tree. They look at each other, smile and nod their heads in acknowledgment of one another. The bear is first to let go of his rather large load and a loud THUMP is heard throughout the woods. Shortly after another and then another. The rabbit looks at the bear for a moment then turns closes his eyes and begins to strain. Finally the sound of what can only be described as a machine gun rattles through the wood. Looking impressed the bear looks over at the rabbit as it pops off its last few pellets. When the rabbit is finished the bear asks "Do you have a problem with the shit sticking to your fur?" The rabbit thinks for a moment then looks at the bear and says "Umm... No, not really." So the bear uses the rabbit to wipe his arse.

thumb_up thumb_down +28

Good luck on your finals everyone!

thumb_up thumb_down +28

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops