- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma is so fat that we are incredibly concerned for her health.

Two boys were walking down a building which was under construction. Suddenly a brick hits the 1 one in the head while the 2 guys aunt was in America.

A white man walking dpwn the street finds a brief-case with a timer on it. A young muslim man says he dropped it. The white man then asked "What's the timer for"? The young man said, "Nothing really, just helps keep the time." They both went their separate ways.

Did you hear about the black guy who got into college? Actually, there are nearly 10,00 African Americans who get accepted into college every year. This specific black male is notable because of his stellar grades and his activity in his community.

united we sit, cause we're fat

What do you call a black kid with dead parents? Depressed

What's the difference between Chuck Norris and broccoli? A lot.

How many people with Alzheimers does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

What has 2 brown legs and 2 gray legs? An elephant with diarrhea.

The patient says, "Give me the bad news first!" Doctor replies, "You've got AIDS." "Oh, no! What could be worse than that?" asks the patient. "You've also got Alzheimer's Disease." Looking relieved the patient says, "Oh...Well, that's not so bad. At least I don't have AIDS."

what's green and has wheels? grass, i lied about the wheels.

An boy with ADHD walks into a

What ended the black family's picnic? Rain.

guess what? chicken butt.

what do you call a mixbreed of a bull dog and a shitzu? a sharpei

No, we are all different, none of us are the same, you however, have no match, your ability to think influence and inspire even today, is unmatched. It is he who is unmatched, who stands alone.

why did little johnny scream. he was getting torn to pieces

What's the difference between a freezer and a baby? A freezer doesn't scream when I pack my meat into it.

Why did the man jump off a cliff? Because he was committing suicide.

Knock knock Who's there? An elf. An elf who? An elf who wants to be a dentist.

Man 1: WHAT THE HELL?!?! Man 2: There is no verb in that sentence

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