What happened when the homosexual man came out of the closet? He was congratulated for winning the hide and seek contest.

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i don't get it...none of these are funny.

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What do you call a gay woman who likes to smoke cigarettes? A lesbian with a possible nicotine addiction.

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Want to hear a cat joke? Just kitten.

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Your momma's so fat: She feels excluded by mainstream clothing outlets.

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Your mamas so fat. She fat.

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Why did the wealthy black man shoplift from the convenience store? He is a kleptomaniac.

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A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch."

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Usually, the bad (anti) jokes are the ones that don't make you laugh. Sometimes you laugh "with" the joke, other times, you laugh at the joke itself because it is a paragon for human failure. The jokes on this website are not exempt from that rigid stipulation. However, it should be noted that all the "jokes" on this particular website are actually hilarious because of the latter reason delineated in the above paragraph. Additionally, this joke was created by a machine and thus the originator of this work is by no means able to learn from the process of trial and error and therfore can make myriad unfunny jokes without compromise.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? The Police. *No Answer* The police then give the S.W.A.T the signal, bust down the door, and kill 15 high profile targets issued by Liberia. The man who did not answer the door was Carlos Pedrouez, a serial killer, meth addict who has been apart of the Arizona sex slave trade for over a decade. The world can now sleep softly. The door was also red.

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Why did the black man buy watermlons? Because a new local super market just opened and they were on sale.

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AVB

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Your mama is so ugly that she tried out for America's Next Top Model and did not get in.

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what do you call a cow with no legs? ground beef

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bob saget

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What's worse than aids? Super aids.

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A man has only two fingers on one hand, and everybody calls him two-fingered Mike. Why? Because his fingers were lost in a tragic accident at birth, and his parents, who were considering calling him Mike, decided to lengthen the name because it seemed appropriate.

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Roses are red Kittens are fluffy This doesn't rhyme Cupcake

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helen keller's dad put a plunger in the toilet and left it there. helen then went to use the bathroom....

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I'm so hot my father calls me son.

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Which side of a chicken has more feathers? The outside.

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There are 3 types of people in this world, those who can count to potato and those who can't.

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When we was Antarctica and it was cold we would huddles arounds a candles. What did we do when it was colder? We lit the candle,

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Roses are brown, Violets are brown, who shat in my garden

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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