- Anti Joke

Billy's alarm clock went off at 8:00 AM but Billy was really tired but still his Dad forced him to go to school.

what did the terorist do when he went out side blew up

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have cancer."

Whats gayer than driving a prius Buttsex

How do you silence a barking dog? You rip out its vocal cords.

Why did the man cry when he was surrounded by black men? He got a call saying his mother had just died.

An Irish man walks out of a bra.

What is black and blue and really is not in the mood for sex? The new girl at the women's shelter.

Knock knock who's there? Screw this Screw this who? Im screwing this like ur boyfriend screwed you!

why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

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whats better than an anti joke? a joke that you find funyer than an anti joke

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why did the first monkey fall out the tree? he was dead why did the second monkey fall out the tree? he was hit by the first one why did the third monkey fall out the tree? peer pressure why did the fourth monkey fall out the tree? he thought it was a game

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was everyone doing in the library? Reading

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What's the difference between a pancake? They both taste good with jam

roses are blood violets are veins vampires are crazy and you are insane

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Three bars walk into a Jew.