- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

How do you stop a bus You throw a fridge at it

why did the baby start crying? someone threw a brick at it

Why did the penguin die? due to an increase in the quantity of greenhouse gases that are being released into the atmosphere, global warming is on the rise. So the penguin died because his home melted.

Oh, I must be hearing things.

Do you know what is dead on the carpet ? Your mother

Ding dong... Knocking hurts.

A Chinese man walked into a bar. He now has a minor concussion.

If woman that have big breasts work at Hooters, then do woman with one leg work at Ihop?

your on a bus and you ask your math teacher if you got the answers on the homework right and the bus crashes in the middle of an intersection.

Why did the black girl and white guy have sex? Because they were both sexually attracted to each other.

a guy walked into a bar and said "ow!"

what is a jews favorite holiday? the halocaust.

what's really good and is on TV Jersey Shore

Have you ever had Ethiopian food before? No? Well neither have they.

a man walked into a store got what he wanted and left.

How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb 500 , 1 to hold the lightbulb, 499 to spin the house

How do stop a clown from laughing? Hit in the face with a hatchet.

What did the avocado say to the person? I can't talk

Roses are red Violets are blue this poem makes no sense Potato

Lebron James vs. Kobe Bryant

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldnt she get up? She had no legs. Knock Knock. Whos There? Not Suzie

how do you kill a little girl? seeing as murder is a federal offence i will not tell you how. you should be ashamed for asking.

How do you make your children nice? You dont have any.

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