Why couldn't the blond turn the TV on? Because she is blond.

What is Ciaran Wilkie Gay

What did the boy with cancer get for christmas Nothing he didnt live that long

Q: Why was Sally crying? A: Because someone punched her in the face

A woman walked into the doctors office with a black eye. The doctor asked: How did you get that? The woman said: I fell.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia ...where am I

what does a black guy and a chinease guy have is common? I don't know but it would be interesting to find out.

Soccer...

Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball. Super Monkey Ball who? No wonder it's super.

I farted!!!!! t'was smelly??????? I LIKE CRABS! #tomato problems

How do you starve a blonde? You tie them up and deprive them of any food.

Why did the pineapple cry? It didn't, because it's a pineapple.

Whats brown and sticky? Brown glue

gay marriage.

Why was Michael Jackson seen shopping at Kmart? Because he heard little boys pants were 50% off the original price.

A duck walked up to the lemonade stand And he said to the man running the stand: QUACK!

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fish, just because it has a disability it doesn't mean you can treat it any differently

What do you do when a taco eater eats your food? Beat him with the nearest black man's dick.

Your mammas so fat, she weighs significantly more than the average person.

Woman's Rights

Why'd Katie fall off the swing? She had no arms

whats black? a black man

What do you call a man with a black book? I don't know.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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