Halts Maul Reid. Das ist, was ich rede.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

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What has legs but may never walk? A Vietam Vet

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A white man wakes up in the middle of the night and sees a black burglar trying to steal his hard earned possessions that he slaved many hours for, being a man who enjoyed living a man of luxury and hates people of foreign nature who steal his things said to him. " get out"

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roses are red voilets are blue my dog stinks and so do you!

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Oh, then I'm not opening the door.

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Shane Murchan is GAY ..... :L

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I like my women how I like my salad. Without a penis.

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Michael Brown

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knock knock.. who's there? ted? ted, who? STOP f***ing around, you got cancer!

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Niki Minaj's ass

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What did my Grandmother get for Christmas? Alzheimer's.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because 7 ate 9.

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Q: Why did Sally not like her trip to Hawaii? A: A volcano erupted and killed her whole family.

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Jim: Knock, knock? Tom: Who's there? Jim: You're. Tom: You're who? Jim: You're a retard. ............................ Tom: You're mean, like a hobbit...

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Good to know tattletale, I remember hating you back then when you betrayed me, but I cant wait to meet you again. Anyway Nero, I am a girl, its not about sex with me, I just had to tell you, and hope you will take better care of yourself, I know you used to be worried about your looks, and I just want you to understand ill be there for you no matter what. Thanks for the kind words Nero, I know you mean them, you never hid the fact that you found me attractive, but while I did not understand then why you would ruin every nice moment by saying something cheesy or rude, I think I get it now... I know you need rest, but can I arrive as soon as possible? Ill just wait outside or something, I wont be a bother I promise.

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A fish swims up stream for his anual spawning season The fish dies from a heart attack because of the rigorous that took place.

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Why can't Hank drive? Hank is a stone.

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Why did the black man buy a watermelon? To eat it of course

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Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN's ON FIRE!!!!!

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Why are oranges blue? Wait there orange... right

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What do the holocaust and 9/11 have in common? They were both terrible tragedies that people will look back upon in sadness for years.

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1: Knock. Knock. 2: Don't come in I'm naked.

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Two men drove their car of a cliff. They died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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