How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Probably just one.

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What's worse than a needle in a hay stack? A needle in a stack of drug addicts.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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A Cheerio is at Cheerio high school, and there is another Cheerio that he wants to ask to the prom, but she is a frosted Cheerio and because of Cheerio social statuses she would not go with him. So he goes to the Cheerio factory so he can become a frosted Cheerio. The factory workers tell him that he can be a frosted Cheerio, but the machines are malfunctioning today and they can only frost half of him. He agrees, and the girl Cheerio goes to the prom with him. He shows up at the prom with her, and she asks him to get her some punch. So, he's walking around, looking for the punch line, when he realizes: There isn't any.

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What’s black and white and red all over? A zebra in a meat grinder

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why are black people so good at basketball? Because all they have to do is shoot, steal, and run.fctswity (sultably

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why did the girl like d1ck? because d1ck was a nice boy

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Q:What did the furry say to the other? A: Probably nothing, cant be easy speaking with a dick in your mouth...

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What do you call the twin towers? An airport

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Nicole Ritchie walks into a grocery store.

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There is a cat with a collar animal control takes of the coller and and says who cares it's not Our fault there cat is an outdoor cat the girl who lost her cat was crying all year long spending all her money wishing for her cat back and wishing that there was no such thing as animal control That girl was me and I'm against animal control

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What did the man say to the other man? You smell nice today.

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Q: What is the differenc between a Jew and a boy scout? A: The boy scout comes back from camp.

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what do you get when you have unprotected sex with a hooker? an orgasm

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"What would you do if i gave you a million dollars?" "I would scream and jump up and down? Are you really gonna give me a million dollars?" "No i just wanted to see what you would have said, that's all"

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How many black ppm does it take to screw in a light bulb All of them, plus 1 white guy.

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Your Mom.

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Whats an Anti Joke

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Why did the boy not wake up on time for school? He was fuck in dead.

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What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed Nothing it is a sentient object and doesn't have the capability to talk

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding A Duck in your apple! What is worse than finding a duck in your apple? Finding a racist in your apple! Whats worse than finding a racist in your apple? DEATH

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What's the difference between jelly and jam? Jelly is made from the juice of the fruit while jam is made from the pulp of the fruit.

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Why did the tree stay home from school? Because, trees don't have school.

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What did the liberian man say to the kid he just spat on? You have ebola. and probably aids.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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