Why did the blonde laugh at the funeral? She suffers from autism, and doesn't understand when it isn't appropriate to laugh. The mourners at the funeral, understanding this problem, ignored her and carried on with the service.

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What do you call a girl who got raped by ger dad? Casey Anthont

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Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact? Some men are blind.

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I need a good anti joke....

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Why did little Timmy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was unaware that it could get run over by a motor vehicle.

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what happened to the farm animals? They were slaughtered and their parts were sold as meat, glue and other useful materials

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A fish and a human had a conversation. The conversation was not interesting because fish can't speak and the human felt awkward.

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Why did Lady Gaga arrive at the Grammy's in an egg? Because she was born that way.

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Can you guess the following words? Boo*s s*x *orn g*y cu*t b*tch Answers: Books, six, horn, guy, cult, batch.

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Q: What's worse than the holocaust. A: Me not getting my Christmas presents.

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why did little suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock: Who's there? Not little suzy Why did the car crash? Little suzy was driving Why didn't little suzy ride her bike home? She died of her injuries from the car crash

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wheres a place a cancer patient cant go? the hairdressers

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liam buchan is gay !

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Whats white and sticky? Rotten milk.

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what did the fat guy say to the girl ill make fun of you because i have bigger tits than you

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what is a jews favorite holiday? the halocaust.

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What's worse than a bad anti-joke? A bad anti-joke about Skyrim What's worse than a bad anti-joke about Skyrim? The Holocaust

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Q:Which do you take out more...trash or recycle? A: Greenery

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Every time a bell rings, a noise is made.

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When life throws you lemons what should you do? Take cover.

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If life gives you lemons, Eat them.

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A man walks in to a bar and says "ouch."

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Q:what do you call a black man in a wheel chair? A: a war veteran who accidentally stepped on a land mine while trying to protect his country.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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