when does lady gaga wake up? when she dreams about a bad romance

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fruit salad?

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A. Knock, Knock B. Come in

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Your mother is so rotund, in fact she went to a weight loss clinic... but gained weight

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How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Probably just one.

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I like my women how I like my salad. Without a penis.

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What's the difference between Hitler and Kim Jong Il? Hitler's German

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What do you call an arab flying a 747? A pilot.

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What is the Pope's favourite dish to order from the local Indian take-away? Korma.

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ROSS G IS OBESE

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I win an iPad for pooping on someone's head Answer- We have a muddaf**kin winna

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what do you get when you have unprotected sex with a hooker? an orgasm

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a T-Rex? There are certainly innumerable differences, but, in general, humans are vertebrates belonging to the Mammalia class, chiefly a member of the species Homo sapiens; dinosaurs are chiefly terrestrial, herbivorous or carnivorous reptiles from the extinct orders Saurischia and Ornithischia.

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why was 7 afraid of 8, cause 8,9,10

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What is the difference between a blonde and a Mexican? Their hair color.

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Two men are sitting on the couch watching sports, the first man farts, the second chuckles. They continue watching their program.

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What's black and makes me food? A microwave.

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Bloody kids ...

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a man walks into a bar and says "help me, my daughter just got hit by a car! the bartender phones the ambulance and the girl survives.

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Did you hear about the couple that met in a revolving door? They died.

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Why did bobby fall of the swing? He had no arms -Knock knock -Who's there? -Bobby -But how? -I knocked with my diick -Oh

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What is the result of a couples' feud? 96.

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why did the boy drown? because water entered his lungs and suffocated him.

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Ching Chong Chinaman is sitting on a wall. People make fun of his name because it is so unusual.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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