- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than dropping your icecream? Slavery

why does column have a letter n?

Is this where I type the joke?

What do Tom Cruise and Santa Claus have in common? They're both Tom Cruise.

After a long romantic date with my girl friend I went home. Upon walking to my bathroom for a dootie i realize that I'm gay. So I break up with my girl friend and I am now in a wonderful relationship with Jose, He sell's sea shells at discount prices.

Knock Knock!! Who's There? No one, your being ding dong ditched!

What did the boy do before school? Jacked off.

What did the man with cancer do? Die

Why do cats burp quietly, because they aren't men

why did the cow die because she ate poisoned apple pie

waiter there's a fly in my alphabet soup that's not a fly that's a spelling bee

An under aged man walks into a bar. the bar tender forgets to ask for his ID and gives him a beer. That man was later fired.

Why did the old man fall off a bicycle? He had a fridge thrown at him.

Do you know why children in Africa don't read Harry Potter too much? Because they can't read.

Whats the difference between a horse and a snake? A snake is poisons, a horse is not.

How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at its face.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

When a suicide-bomber when to heaven what did Allah give him apart from 72 virgins? 72 mothers in law.

What's the difference between a rhino and a house cat? They look way different.

What was jesus's first miracle? He made a blind man walk. And for the stupid people out there jesus's first supposed miracle was making a cripple Walk

Want to hear the best joke ever? Want to hear it again?

What did James say when he couldn't find his car? "My name's James".

Why did the gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens foot.

i saw your mom, i said hi

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