why is black such a deprssing color because it symbolizes death

How much carlins does it take to screw in a light bulb? One

Not Steve Jobs

An atheist walks into a church

what did the mom with cancer get for christmas? radiation poisoning

I once went seven years without sex, then I turned eight and my uncle raped me.

You are so average that, if you entered an average contest, you'd come in middle place.

A man walks into a bar. While he sits on a barstool, a man greets him politely, and they proceed with light conversation.

What's the worste part about alzheimer's disease? You forgot you have AIDS.

What did the black kid get for his birthday? Yo bike!

On a scale of 1 to drunk how ten are you?

What did the Muslim have under his hood of his car? A V-8 engine.

whats worse than getting the girl you're talking to taken from you? getting the girl you like taken from you.. by a asian.

whats worse than your computer crashing? your plane crashing...twice

What do you call a black man that robs a bank? A bank robber

What's the difference between a duck, an engineer, and a leaf? There are many differences between these 3 that I will not list them all.

What's worse that finding a worm in your apple? Half the holocaust

Nickelback ranked number 1 as greatest rock band according to rolling stones magazine!

knock knock Come in!!!

Roses are Red Violets are plucked So are my nose-hairs Pretty disgusting

Michael Brown

I just met you! And this is crazy! I just took bath salts, and yor face looks tasty!

Guess what I saw today?..........Nothing I'm Blind.

What do you call Americas first black president? A change.

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