- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Knock Knock.

What does a human have in common with a tree?? You can cut a humans leg of and count the....oh wait

what do you call a black man who is flying a plane? A: a piolt

Hey I just meet you And this is crazy I took bath salts Your face looks tasty

Women's Rights.

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

An Irish priest molested many children. He's still free today

What did the dog say when the woman put a sweater on him? Nothing, dogs can't talk and he has no idea what is going on

Knock knock Who's there A drummer A drummer who I'm not knocking on your door

Lethal injection is a lot more humane than the electric chair. I know because nobody's complained about it yet.

A man walks into a bar. Q: What's the apple doing on your head? A: Peach? It's not pear. It's banana.

There are two gingerbread men in an oven and the one says " it's hot in here" the other says "holy crap it's a talking cookie!!!!!!!!"

There is this dylectic who can't spell.

Q: What's worse than 10 dead babies in a tree? A: I'm sure there are lots of things.

"What time is it?" "Time to buy a watch." The homeless man inquiring about the time proceeded to cry.

Why do guys like Halloween? Martin Luther posted the 95 theses in 1517 on this day.

There is a high speed police pursuit when suddenly the suspect's car skids and crashes into a field. Two cows witness the commotion, when one turns to the other and says "Moo".

Your momma's so fat she died five years ago.

Why did the fat kid drop his Mcdonalds? Because he had a stroke.

Why did the pirate have a peg leg? Diabetes

The graduate with a Science degree asks, "Why does it work?" The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, "How does it work?" The graduate with an Accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?" The graduate with a Liberal Arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"

what's black and blue and has red all over it? A dead body ^_^

Why was Little Susie's IQ less than 30? Because, she is mentally retarted.

Why was it sad that the kid was playing football? He had no arms and legs and he was the football.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??