- Anti Joke

you thought i was going to write a joke.. bitch

How do you scare a blonde? Put the barrel of a gun to the side of her head.

Why did the man rob a bank? Because he was poor.

maths is annoying!!! LIKE if you agree!!!!! :D

Buy one packet of condoms for the price of two packets of condoms, and you will be given a second packet of condoms ABSOLUTLEY FREE!

How do you get 10 babies out of a blender? Potato Chips! Stupid!!!!

What's brown and sticky? ...A stick.

What did the polar bear say when he walked into a sauna? Absolutely nothing because he was a polar bear. I mean seriously, did I even have to ask? Everyone should know that a polar bear is an animal and he wouldn't say anything. If he did it would most likely be a growl or a roar. If you believed that he would have said something you obviously didn't pass the first grade. I finish with the fact that a polar bear would not survive in a sauna because they are accustomed to cold clima I guess this was just a waste of time.

What did the foot say to the other foot? Nothing, because they are feet.

Transformers: Shadow of the Dark Risen Monday. The Autobots starring in more explosions, more random fighting! Zero narrative nor explanations! One constant explosion trough the whole movie! But do not worry! Did you believe that the final battle versus Optimus Prime and his evil Dimensional counterpart Optimal Evilus would be the ones fighting at standing at the end? NO! This is far more exciting! 16 year old Nick is seeking the love of his life in the 42 year old grandmother Mirabella Torres, and ends up proving his love by pushing the button that instantly kills Optimal Evilus`s ultimate form Evilus Supreme! "WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?" Honest reviews. "Yeah we love it that part where Optimus Prime forgets who is fighting and beats the shit out of Jazz and his totally non racist MonkeyBot Obamabus, seriously, this needs to die" Transformers lovers. "You gotta love that scene where Megatron starts blowing up his own allies because explosions!" Transformersmoviefans.com. "So why did Optimus Prime refuse to kill his Evil dimensional brother thing? I mean he was from another dimension, why did he go around like "NO HE IS MY BROTHER IN SOME DIMENSION! YOU MUST INSERT THE SPARK INSIDE ME DEEP INSIDE ME NICKY! DEEPER!" People Magazine. "So this time they just made the Decepticon`s weakness a button so small only a human can push it huh?" People... Just people. "MY EAAAAAAAAARSSSS!" MICHAELBAYGAVEMEPTSD.ORG. Moral: Wow it says skynet is watching all the time now at solvemedia, unexpected considering the first thing I posted was the terminator XXXV thing. So, is it some sort of easter egg feature? I mean I would not believe myself if someone told me that.... Which is actually what makes this kinda creepy...

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple finding half a worm in your apple.

Ya know what's sad? You can only submit one dislike on this website.

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Blue fish occasionally consume large amopunts of the insides of oak trees.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Shit I'm bleeding.

What's 4+7 47

Where did Sally go during the explosion? Everywhere.

What happened after jimmy cheated on a test. Jimmy went home.

Why did the tissue dance? Because it had a boggie

What's the best Medieval job? A Jester because you get to play with balls all day.

Knock Knock Who's there Bannana O He lives next door

Whats green, lies in a ditch, and is covered in cookie crumbs? A girl scout that got hit by a car

Why did the Chicken cross the road? 9/11

Chuck Norris doesn't swim... He never learned

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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