- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call gingers ugly.

God bless America, and no where else.

What did the apple say to the apple? Nothing, they're apples.

what did the blond do after she turned 18? Reelected Obama.

What do you call it when a woman doesn't want the child she is currently impregnated with? Abortion: a very sensitive and controversial topic.

jack and jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water jack collapsed because of serious drug abuse and stress jill followed after not being able to handle the tragedy of her brothers death this wouldn't have happened if they got into my van when i asked them too.

How to you kill two birds with one stone? You use a precision hunting rifle to mortally wound two flying birds, then put them on a platform and break their skulls with one rock. Separately.

what is the awesomest of them all? me

After a long romantic date with my girl friend I went home. Upon walking to my bathroom for a dootie i realize that I'm gay. So I break up with my girl friend and I am now in a wonderful relationship with Jose, He sell's sea shells at discount prices.

What do Tom Cruise and Santa Claus have in common? They're both Tom Cruise.

Is this where I type the joke?

Knock Knock!! Who's There? No one, your being ding dong ditched!

What did the man with cancer do? Die

Why do cats burp quietly, because they aren't men

What did the boy do before school? Jacked off.

why did the cow die because she ate poisoned apple pie

waiter there's a fly in my alphabet soup that's not a fly that's a spelling bee

An under aged man walks into a bar. the bar tender forgets to ask for his ID and gives him a beer. That man was later fired.

Whats the difference between a horse and a snake? A snake is poisons, a horse is not.

Why did the old man fall off a bicycle? He had a fridge thrown at him.

Do you know why children in Africa don't read Harry Potter too much? Because they can't read.

What's the difference between a rhino and a house cat? They look way different.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at its face.

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