- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man rob a bank? Because he was poor.

Why did the Chicken commit suicide Because he Ms. Reed

Chuck Norris didn't rape yo mama, yo mama raped chuck norris!

what did Santa Claus say to Nikki Minaj? I really admire your musical talents

A duck flies to someone's backyard pool. Moments later it takes a dump , then suddenly flies away.

What did Helen Keller say to a stranger at a party? I earned a Bachelor of Arts degree, wrote several books, traveled to over 39 countries, and was awarded the Presidential Medal of Freedom, one of the United States' highest two civilian honors, from President Lyndon B. Johnson.

This is a funny anti-joke. But you probably don't get it.

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

Q: Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A: One stops sucking when you slap it.

What's 1+1 2, dumbass...

Why really answer a question when you can just respond, "because you touch yourself." For example, Q: Why did fluffy die? A: Because you touch yourself.

Two Jewish kids walked into a bar... mitzvot.

What percentage of her brain does Sarah Palin use? 100%. That humans use only 10 or 30% of their brains is a myth.

Cut off your fingers and lose weight fast!!!

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Polite say "Hey you, get out of that tree."

Do Minnesotans have accents? Oh ya, you betchya.

Q. What did the fat guy get for his birthday? A. diabetes

Whats worse than being raped? Being raped and murdered.

i may not know where you sleep. but, i spiked your drink with sleeping pills

So an Indian walks into a bar and says: ? ?? ??? ?????? ??? ??? ? ??? ??? ??????

A dog and a bird are sitting in the front yard of a small suburban community. The bird turns to the dog and says nothing, because birds lack the ability to speak. The dog then reaches down and slowly consumes the bird before returning to his house.

- Are you thinking what I'm thinking B1? - No.

Why did the chicken cross the road Because he was Pierre preasured by all you assholes Saying he already did it so now he feels like he Has to do it.

so one day i was getting my daughter artemisia ready for school and so i came in her room and got her pants and so i put it on and then i said did you grow during the summer really did you and then she said daddy both of my feet are stuck on one side of the leg

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