what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

What killed the cat? Feline Leukemia

You are what you eat, so... Can we not talk about this? Cause for me it's recently been sort of sexual. ... How can it be ?.... Ohhhh, dude, that's disgusting...

What does ms colot like to eat? Pants

How do you murder a blonde? You drop a bull dozer on her filled with 2 bulls, 100 wasps and a rabbit squirrel.

i have a black person in my family tree he is still hanging

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as i unscrewed my belly button and suddenly my butt fell off

Q: What is the differenc between a Jew and a boy scout? A: The boy scout comes back from camp.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

Every sixty seconds in Africa... a minute passes - plz like to save Africa!

Q: How many Babies does it take to paint a garage? A: babies do not have good motor skills therefore, they can not hold a paint brush.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wanted to be cool, But I look like you

Pull over dat ass to fat, no seriously your blocking a firelane

Why didn't the restaurant serve the black man? He hadn't ordered anything.

Why couldn't the moose find a good hotel for the night? A moose wouldn't have any currency available and quite frankly, no one would let him in.

What's my name? I don't know i was asking u.

there are two kinds of people in this world: those who like anit jokes and those who don't

Friends are like potatoes. If you eat them they die.

What happened in your mom's locked bedroom last night I don't know

What's the difference between a cow and a cow? Nothing, they are both the same.

Johnny had 100 chocolate bars. He ate 95 and gave 3 to his friend. What does Johnny have now? Diabetes

I'm innocent its all Taggart he's the one instigating.

when i start seeing A TON of black people what does that mean? im color blind

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