What happened when a 16 year old guy went over to his friends party? found out he wasn't friends with anyone there, got kicked out and committed suicide.

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what is sticky and brown?a stick

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Im going to france... Why To get french fries! Have fun Im back with a $10000bill to pay Wheres the fries Shit

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Person 1: You know whats funny? Person 2: No! What? Person 1: A joke!

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what do you call a 2-foot blue scottishman named max? max

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How do you get McFly into a Mini? McFly are a four member band and a mini has four seats so it's actually quite straightforward.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. It was a dead monkey.

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What did the orphan get for christmas? Tuberculosis

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How to you kill two birds with one stone? You use a precision hunting rifle to mortally wound two flying birds, then put them on a platform and break their skulls with one rock. Separately.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is a woman.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a cucumber

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What did the woman say when the man got her flowers? "Why thank you."

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why did the little girl fall off the swing. she had no arms so I pushed her off

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A Palestinian and an Israeli both board a plane at the same time. They exchange awkward glances and take seats at different ends of the plane.

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boobies oh boobies i how i love u boobies the are so juicy with milk and hairy with in the tities

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There were two ducks in a bathtub. One duck says to the other, "Pass me the soap" The other duck replies, "What do i look like, a toaster?"

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why did the imagrant cross the road the cops were on his tail for false identity of the chicken

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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Why did the woman cry? She was sodomized by wild animals

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why did the one handed man cross the road? to get to the secondhand shop.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Salesmen. Does this smell like chloroform to you?

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Tell you something funny.

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Q: Why did the prostitute have no arms? A: Because she was an amputee.

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What did the cashier say to the customer? You're total is $27.95

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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