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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the boy with no arms, no legs, and cancer get for easter AIDS

How do you keep a black man from robbing your house? Lock your doors, or perhaps get a update-to-date security system.

SHEA CAPOLUPO HAS A TINY SHLONG. 8- turn your head sideways haha.

What did the one bagpiper say to the other? Nothing, one cannot speak while playing the bagpipes.

"One fish, two fish, red fish, the holocost." -Dr. Seuss

My great grandfather died in the holocaust. He fell off the guard tower.

What did the Vietnam veteran see on Christmas that changed his life? Nothing, he was blind. He continued to live his life in the same way, begging for drug money and getting bullied by all the other homeless vets.

Q: Where did Bethany hide the dead baby? A: In the trash can

So, a guy sees a guy, and asks that guy if he's seen a guy who knew this guy who saw this guy who killed this guy, who knew a guy who is Barack Obama's best friend. Oh wait, Barack Obama doesn't have any friends.

roses are red violets are blue i am retarded i like pancakes

Roses are angry Violets are too My head is scratchy I need shampoo

Henry: Say the word "really". Moe: Really. Henry: Now say the word "really" with sarcasm. Moe: Really? Henry: More sarcasm! I want you to be very sarcastic! Moe: Oh really??? Henry: There ya go!

Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

What did the prisoner say to the man who posted his bail? Thank you.

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Why wasn't the man hungry? Because he just ate a thousand almonds.

What is worse then North Korea trying to blow up everybody? Peter Griffin twerking.

The Sarah Palin bus tour to teach children about history.

It burns when I pee sometimes.

A Jewish man died in a car crash. His family mourned his death throughout the next few years.

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Sex.

Why did the old man have only one foot? Sadley, the other one was shot off in World War II and life hasnt been the same for him since.

How do you shoot a basketball? With your hands

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