How do you kill a mocking bird? You throw an axe at it.

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Why did the black man break a woman's ribs? Cardiovascular resuscitation is an emergency procedure often used outside of hospitals to revive unconscious individuals before medical professionals are able to intervene. Sometimes having your life saved comes at a cost.

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A Polish immigrant goes to the Department of Motor Vehicles to apply for a driver’s license. He has to take an eye test. They show him a card with the letters C Z W I X N O S T A C Z. “Can you read this?” the optician asks. “Read it?” the Polish guy replies, “No, sir. Allow me to put on my glasses."

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What happened to the short kid on april 30th: His girlfriend broke up with him

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How do you make a wall a darker shade of red? You throw the baby harder.

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Whats the worst thing about seeing a truck being snapped in half? It was mine

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Four Iraqis played hide and seek 17 years ago, one of them missing, why? he's still hiding.

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What do you get when you put the head of a lion on the body of an eagle?2 dead animals and a fine for killing protected species.

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Why did the girl jump of the control tower??? She didnt I lied.

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What's big, grey and can't climb a tree? A parking lot

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How do you stop an alcoholic from drinking ? You leave him in the desert for 4 days, eventually he'll die from dehydration .

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What's black and fun to hang from trees? Tire swings.

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Joe Biden

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Im So Hood... That When I go Shopping, I Buy Sweatshirts with Hoods

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What do you do if a blond throw a grenade at you? Take the pin out and throw it back

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A Jew, a Mormon, and an Atheist walk out of a bar. They all get in a car with the Jew driving. They were all deceased do to the fact of a very large car accident. Know your limits. Don't drink and drive!

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How tall is the grass in Germany? ZIS HIGH! *put hand about an inch and half off the ground* I mow it about every ozher week

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Why did the samurai commit Sepuku? Because it is an honorable Japanese tradition.

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what is the difference between coke and pepsi? -they are competing soft drinks made by different brands

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what did the lawyer say to the doctor? hello.

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one day 2 strawberrys walked to the ice cream store and ordered a small cup of banana ice cream they were realley happy they were later taken in and tortured and raped

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a gun, Get in the car.

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Im going to france... Why To get french fries! Have fun Im back with a $10000bill to pay Wheres the fries Shit

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what is sticky and brown?a stick

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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