Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito is a common insect in the family Culicidae. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapien, a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans

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What's the difference between jelly and jam? Jelly is made from the juice of the fruit while jam is made from the pulp of the fruit.

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Why did Eduardo cross the road. The same reason he crossed the border.

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What do you call a puppy that has been left in the cold? A puppsicle

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whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew?... Nevermind, that was a stupid question.

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you were my brotha, from another motha, you touch my girl, ill leave you dead in the gutta.

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Kenneth kaniff takes his hat off then he meets cosmic panda with kevin the zebra because chuck norris ate a chili pepper.

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What do you call a clock with no hands? Broken.

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What did the three best friends say to eachother? We are all best friends

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What's worse than a tornado that kills your whole whole family? Nothing.

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Do u liek mudkipz GO TROLLING

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why did the girl eat a banana? because she was hungry

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your mom is so stupid, she once wrote a math test and didn't do very well.

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta pudding god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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Why did the penguin die? due to an increase in the quantity of greenhouse gases that are being released into the atmosphere, global warming is on the rise. So the penguin died because his home melted.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

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Why is Jesus not real? Because Chuck Norris is still alive.

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What do you call something with no legs? A Cripple.

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How many testicles did Adolph Hitler have? Two.

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Why couldn't Scruffy get out from under the car? It had parked on his skull.

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A kraut walks out of a synagogue with no one dead

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a homicidal maniac.

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what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his dying grandma in the hospital

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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