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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a horse walks into a bar the bartender says"what can i get for you Sarah Jessica Parker"

A drunk is pissing on the plaza and the cop stands next to him and says, very nice. The drunk says, that's what she said. : )

What do you call a puppy that has been left in the cold? A puppsicle

Q.why was ireland takin over by the brits A.they wanted it

How do you make a clown sad? You hit him in the face with axe

what's red and smells like blue paint? im color blind

What does an eagle and a worm have in common? They both live in the ground. Except the eagle.

What did the big chimney say to the smaller chimney? Nothing chimneys don't talk

Whats more crazy? Stabbing someone or killing someone? I don't know thats why I am asking you

Why did the baby cry? Because his parents dropped him on his head.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Thats impossible because he cannot walk.

Roses are red Violets are blue Roses can also be white And violets can also be purple

- I did your mom last night! - Thanks, Dad.

"My foot is killing me" "no, actually it's that noose around your neck"

A Black man a Chinese man and a Jew walk in to a bar. Black man: nice place they got here Asian man: yeah I remember when it used to be that old hardware store Jew: Henry's, i think it was called Aisian man: must have been there for at least 10 years or so

How much dirt was in a hole that was 6 feet wide and 6 feet deep? None. It's a hole.

roses are red voilets are blue my dog stinks and so do you!

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Oh, then I'm not opening the door.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

What's green and has four wheel? A tractor.

Why is 6 afriad of 7? because 7 killed 8 with a pistol and is now on a killing spree.

Why did the blonde laugh at the funeral? She suffers from autism, and doesn't understand when it isn't appropriate to laugh. The mourners at the funeral, understanding this problem, ignored her and carried on with the service.

What does ms colot like to eat? Pants

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

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