What did the Scientist say to the bookstore owner he met? "Hi."

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What happens to a warehouse on a full moon? Nothing

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mc hammers income.

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Knock Knock. Who's there. To. To who. To whom.

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While I was walking home from school one day, James Brown jumped out of a bush and punched me in the face. Then, when I got home, there was a walrus sitting on my couch. He then turned to look at me and said, "Penis". I then immediately farted out blades of grass.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No particular reason. It probably wasn't even aware the the ground it was crossing is what's termed as a road.

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What do Australians and New Zealanders have against pods anyway?

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Why did the man run? Because he was trying to get a gold medal for the 200m at the Olympics.

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Sticks and stones may break my bones but words will cause me to develop a drinking problem.

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding several worms in your apple.

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What did the black man say to the Mexican? What a fine day it is!

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Are u that bald or is your neck blowing bubbles.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Well I dont think that has happened to anyone ever so I guess nothings worse.

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Q: Why didn't the boy go to school? A: It was the weekend.

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Why did ned fall out of the tree? Because he was hit by a koala.

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Q: Why is the earth round? A: I am Batman.

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THAT MAN EATS TOO MUCH. therefore he is overweight.

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Why did the man get thrown out of the cinema? The man began to masturbate. He was also blind.

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Shut the cork up!

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What do a Mexican, and American, a black guy, and an Asian all have in common? Believe it or not, they all like cantalope.

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Do you know what will hurt? Getting hurt.

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Roses are red pickel are green i split you legs whats in between

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A child is in the grocery checkout with their parents. It sees the candy display and asks for a pack of Reese's. When the parents do not grant the child's request, they begin to scream and cry. When they arrive home, the child is beaten with a copper rod. The new puppy that the child got for a birthday present is hanged and fed to buzzards.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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