What is worse than finding a worm in ur apple Idk I am asking u

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What's the difference of 13 and 4? 9

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Q: What has 1 eye and half of a pig's snout? A: A pig peeking around a corner.

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why did the moose cross the road? to eat the baby.

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WHat did Helen Keller get for Christmas? an ipod

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Your mums a penis joke.

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Whats worse than finding a giant spider in your bedroom? Loosing it...

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I AM SOFA KING WE TOD HEAD - AV

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The last time Jesse saw his **** was the day..........oh wait it's never happened

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What's the difference between vanilla ice cream and vanilla ice cream with chocolate chips? Neither one has vanilla ice cream in it except for both of them.

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When life gives you aids, make aids-aid.

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What's better than winning the special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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What did the Farmer say to his tractor? Most likely his life story, Farmers arn't always the most popular.

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Q: What is better than Vagina? A: Nothing

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What's worse than finding a worm in Your apple?? A pile of dead babies

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.....Carrot Top....

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Two scientists are experimenting with sulfuric acid. One scientist says to the other, "Did you see the new intern?" In the process of turning to face the first scientist, the second scientist knocks the beaker over and spills sulfuric acid all over the first scientist's hand. The first scientist writhes in pain as the second scientist rushes to find a strong base to neutralize the burn. After a few minutes, the first scientist is rushed off to the emergency room and suffers from some serious chemical burns.

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Why don't women know how to drive a car? Because there are no roads between the kitchen and the bedroom.

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A seal walks into a club...and is taken in custody by animal control due to the club having a no animal policy.

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Q: How many years does it take for a deer to grow into a moose? A: 7

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redtube

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Knock knock! Who's there? Me.

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Your momma is so fat, that her doctor recommended that she goes on a diet in order to prevent early death caused by a heart problem.

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Q: What do you call a bunch of blondes standing ear to ear? A: A wind tunnel!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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