- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the child fail to make his bed? because he has downs syndrome and he is incapable of participating in everyday activities.

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What is the worst part of a 4 blacks hanging from a tree? They were only children

Why did Suzue fall of the swing? The chain broke.

Colby is gay.... thats it

there are rumors about monkeys liking bananas but that is a common misconception because if you take bananas divided by elephant times chalkboards you find that they like 0.9 lead from pencils that is aged from 1927

Want to here a joke? The First Amendment.

(approach girl) How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to fit into the same dress as you

Why was timmy in the well? He had autism.

What's worse than not receiving presents on Christmas Day? Being forced to consume your own flesh

What's the difference between an orange and a dead baby? One is a popular citrus fruit commonly grown in Florida, and the other is a horrible tragedy, possibly caused by miscarriage or a serial killer, who was hopefully immediately jailed for his actions.

Why'd Katie fall off the swing? She had no arms

What kind of car does Yoda drive? Nothing, Yoda doesn't exist.

Why did the black man leave the bar? Someone shot his girlfriend.

A hippie gets on a bus and greets the bus driver in a nice fashion Once the bus stops at his bus stop he thanks the bus driver and gets off the bus

How did the asian find his family? He didn't because they all look the same.

so a black,Hispanic,chines,white and Asian man walk into a bar and they sat down had a couple drinks and had a good conversation and left as happy as could be

When adolf hitler went to the chippy, He ordered a bock wurst. Later, he ate the whole thing and said he wants another.

Q: What is harder than cleaning off baby bloodstains off a wall? A: Cleaning multiple baby blood stains off a wall.

Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

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Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shot in the face by a shotgun that shoots fireworks that explodes into chainsaw bullets.

Why cant a black man and a white man cant be friends? Because bont mens are racist

what do you get when you cross a rhino and a chicken? well, if you're unlucky and too close too the chicken, salmonella if you provoke the rhino, impaled

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