- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a black man sad? You kill and mutilate his family maliciously

What is black, white, and red all over? A person who has black, white, and red paint on his or her body.

What is black but also yellow? A song.

What's a black man's favorite food? It depends.

What did one potato say to the other. Let's get baked!( hope u dont mind that this isnt a anti-joke well i dont know what it is so sue me)

Knock, knock. Who's there. Death.

When life throws you lemons what should you do? Take cover.

Q. What did the fat guy get for his birthday? A. diabetes

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

Why was the teenage girl crying? She wasn't, she was just experimenting with her emotions.

You're so gay you actively seek homosexuals relationships.

How do you get 2000 people to go to heaven? Blow up a school.

A walrus walks into a bar

Jackson gets a new phone he drops it what does he have. (a beating )

I had sex. Just kidding.

Why do blondes like cheez whiz? Because it tastes good

If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, a poor african child probably has nothing and is starving to death while you and Chuck debate on how to spend your five dollars.

have you ever noticed that when geese are flying in a V, that one side is longer? Do you know why? no...why? There is more on one side

Q. What does a rock and a bird have in common? A. Everything. Except a bird can fly and has wings and can breath and eats and makes babies...

How do you get straight A's? Try really hard throughout the school year and when it comes to the exams study enough to ensure you understand all the material, but so so much as to compromise your sleeping pattern, and in turn, your performance on the day.

Knock knock who's there? Screw this Screw this who? Im screwing this like ur boyfriend screwed you!

Two blonds are driving to Disneyland. While there driving they see a sign "Disneyland: left" So they started crying and headed back home.

Two corns were decided to get married. In wedding, bridegroom can't find bride, so he asked a popcorn next to him, "Do you know where is the bride?" The popcorn answered, "I just change my hair style."

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