Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks.

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A fat guy eats a twinkie.

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When life throws you melons you might be dyslexic.

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What's worse than Bieber fever? Yellow fever.

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Pinus Testicles

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I swear to drunk officer I'm not god.

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What do you call a man or woman who has sex, records it on video, and sells the recordings for money? A porn star.

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Why did Lady Gaga arrive at the Grammy's in an egg? Because she was born that way.

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What is red and does not cry? Half a baby.

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A kid walks into a ctholic school and asks about the therory of evolution.

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What did the Scientist say to the bookstore owner he met? "Hi."

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What is Freddie Mercury's favorite planet? Earth.

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Roses are gray Violets are gray I am color blind

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A man walks into a bar and says "ouch."

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Whats worse than a Worm in Your Apple? Being raped

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What happens to a warehouse on a full moon? Nothing

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Knock Knock. Who's there. To. To who. To whom.

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What do Australians and New Zealanders have against pods anyway?

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Why did the man run? Because he was trying to get a gold medal for the 200m at the Olympics.

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While I was walking home from school one day, James Brown jumped out of a bush and punched me in the face. Then, when I got home, there was a walrus sitting on my couch. He then turned to look at me and said, "Penis". I then immediately farted out blades of grass.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No particular reason. It probably wasn't even aware the the ground it was crossing is what's termed as a road.

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding several worms in your apple.

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Sticks and stones may break my bones but words will cause me to develop a drinking problem.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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