- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A bear walked into a bar and said to the bartender," I'd li.........................ke one beer please. " The bartender replied, " Sure. But why the big pause? "

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He was ferociously raped by a bear.

How did the suicide bomber die? Cancer.

E= McVagina

If it looks like chicken and tastes like chicken but Chuck Norris says it's beef, politely correct him. He is actually a very sensible fellow and will probably thank you for doing so.

Whats worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts

how many dead babys can fit in a bathtub 17

Why couldn't Bethany drive? She was 14.

How many dead babies fit into a bathtub? 23

There is a man who is half black half Jewish. He walking up a hill really fast. What happens to him? Answer: The Jewish side of his body will fall off and the black side will walk away.

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is prevalent.

Why did the monKey fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first one

How do you stop a car? Put on the Brake

What do you call a black man with a group of 5 white guys? Friends. What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys? a diffrent ratio of black and white friends.

How do you stop 5 black guys from raping a girl? You call the proper authorities. Don't try to be a hero.

That dress looks amazing on you considering how fat you are.

Q. How do you kill a dumb blonde? A. Shoot her.

What's the difference between 6th graders and Jews? 6th graders make it back from camp. :)

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

Where do babies come from? My garage

What starts with F and ends in UCK? Firetruck. What starts with P and ends in ORN? Popcorn. What starts with S and ends in HIT? Shit.

A moose walks into a grocery store, he asks the deer where he could find some bisquits, the deer says "oh it's in aigle 6." So the moose goes to aigle 6...and there ain't no bisquits!

dick in your mouth just kidding haaaaaa

Why didn't the man finish his dinner? His dinner was a wheelchair.

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