- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Murder me once, shame on you.

A doctor is delivering a baby on April fool's day. He says, "Congradulations, it's a boy." He then says,"April fools! Your child was stillborn."

What do you call a person who uses food stamps? Poor. What do you call a black person who uses food stamps? Still poor.

how do you confuse a blond?

your momma's so fat i almost didn't have sex with her.... almost.

A conversation between friends ( or some what.) Joe: I'm thinking about going out of state for college ... Rick: your mom went to college! Joe: yes she did Rick that's why shes a docker and my families rich.

Why did the blonde become a cannibal? Because she got hungry.

How do you make a baby cry? You punch him him the gut and slap him multiple times.

yo mama so fat, her favorite food is seconds.

A man violently raped a small child. Unfortunately the child had aids and gave them to the man.

A Black man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder and the bar tender says " thats something weird you got there". The parrot says "yeah i found it on the street".

Why are you reading anti-jokes? ... why are you looking at me like that? I asked you a question, idiot.

What did the little boy say after he was pushed off the cliff? Nothing. He died, therefore, he is incapable of speaking.

A man walked into a Persian dentist office. After a few hours he leaves the office with his mouth feeling much better because the oral-surgery went exeptionally well.

What does a snowplow clearing an empty parking lot look like? A horse running freely in a pasture

roses are red violets are blue i am retarded i like pancakes

So, a guy sees a guy, and asks that guy if he's seen a guy who knew this guy who saw this guy who killed this guy, who knew a guy who is Barack Obama's best friend. Oh wait, Barack Obama doesn't have any friends.

Q: Where did Bethany hide the dead baby? A: In the trash can

What did the Vietnam veteran see on Christmas that changed his life? Nothing, he was blind. He continued to live his life in the same way, begging for drug money and getting bullied by all the other homeless vets.

SHEA CAPOLUPO HAS A TINY SHLONG. 8- turn your head sideways haha.

My great grandfather died in the holocaust. He fell off the guard tower.

What did the one bagpiper say to the other? Nothing, one cannot speak while playing the bagpipes.

"One fish, two fish, red fish, the holocost." -Dr. Seuss

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