Why was Michael Jackson seen shopping at Kmart? Because he heard little boys pants were 50% off the original price.

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Knock Knock Who's there I have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock

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My tractor broke down.

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Whats the difference between a ferrari and a boner? Too much to list.

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What's black and chrispy inside? A black guy with bonecancer

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i did your mom......a favor. by making you......... a sandwhich. i rubbed her pussy.........cat. she saw my dick.........tionary. I slapped her ass...........what i did.

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What do you give a small child when you don't have any candy? Nothing, you just kidnap them.

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So a duck walks into a drugstore and asks the clerk for lip balm. The clerk asks, "How will you be paying for that?" to which the duck replies, "Cash."

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What do you call a dog with three legs, is blind, and has terminal cancer? UnLucky

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Why did Suzue fall of the swing? The chain broke.

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Why did the kid drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

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Your mother is so fat that when she went to the doctor he recommend she lose weight or risk high blood pressure and heart attack

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir......my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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why did the child fail to make his bed? because he has downs syndrome and he is incapable of participating in everyday activities.

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Whats black and crying after 10 minute my wife's eyes when she left the kitchen

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THEN WHO WAS FONE?

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A black guy, an asian guy, and a white guy jump off a cliff, who lands first? Well, newton's first law states that every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. So it depends on who weighs the most.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure. why did the refridgerator fall out of the tree? Because it wanted to be a monkey? Why did the John fall out of the tree? Because he has no arms and legs because he suffers from a severe case of lepracy. Why did Timmy fall off his bike? Because he got hit by three monkeys, a fridge and a boy with no limbs.

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Knock Knock Who's there? You have AIDS

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obama

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What will you never see? A white guy that camp jump.

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Jesus walks int a hotel and places a handful of nails on the counter in front of the innkeeper. He is immediately turned away as the innkeeper understandably does not accept nails as currency.

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Why did the black man leave the bar? Someone shot his girlfriend.

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Geography Teacher: Bill, British Columbia agreed to join confederation when the government of Canada agreed to do what? Bill: To build a bridge to where my father is who is divorced with my mom.*tear* Geography Teacher: Is that really nesscary Bill? You have a detention.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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