Does this napkin chloroform?

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If you can't read this, you should think about optical enhancement surgery. If you can, however, you just wasted 5 seconds of your life doing so.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Coming home and discovering that your wife has drowned your kids in the bathtub

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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Why did the fat lady poop on my knee? Because i'm thirsty.

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The women if the wnba are good at basketball

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Jackson's dad told him to "play in the traffic".

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What time is it? Ask chuck Norris! Gosh!!

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What has one eye but cannot see? A brick with an eye drawn on it

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Why did the Mexican put away the Marijuana? Because he was a Police Officer

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Win and Beau have no friends

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Why did the dog cross the road? He saw a fish.

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why did the chicken cross the road? It is impossible to tell because we cannot communicate with chickens, but we can assume there was something of interest over there.

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What did one guy say to another? Womens rights..........

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This is not mean't to be a joke, but I have noticed the least popular thing on here is the Jew and the Pizza joke. I am Jewish and find this extremely offensive. I applaud all of those who gave it a negative vote and realize the Holocaust is not a laughing matter.

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Q. Why did the girl with no legs fall off her bike? A. Somebody threw a refrigerator at her.

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What did lady gaga call her grandpa? papaw razi. even wrote a song about him.

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I walked a few Km from home.. Something stops me in my tracks, there lies A LIE!

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A cow was very inconveniently standing in the middle of a golf course. An alligator dragged the cow into a swamp. The cow dies

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Did you know it is impossible to say "Good eye might" and not sound Australian...

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TJE ELIAS, LÄGET?

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milly, milly, milly, cat

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So a man enters a local paper's pun contest. He enters ten puns in hopes that one of them would win. But unfortunately, no pun in ten did.

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Why did was micheal jackson named micheal jackson? because his was

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