Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? People cross roads all the time, each for their own personal reasons. Questioning their motives is generally accepted as being unnecessary, as it is a relatively safe action as log as one is careful and heeds the laws of traffic.

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lets have sex, ok, but itll have to be anal, cuz im a guy xoxox danni

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Cancer.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A lot of things, because a dead baby isn't funny at all.

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Ed has spent all his days on the farm. It was the farm of his father and grandfather before him; long have they prospered from the fruits of this land. He has a wife and 3 beautiful children, all of whom live happily on the farm. Ed still manages to keep an active social life, and has lots of interesting friends. His best friend is Moe. As a young man, Ed had spent a few years living in the city for his studies. Moe lives in the city, and he knows Ed from College. One day, Moe came out to the farm to have lunch with his old friend. After lunch, he and Ed took a walk around the farm. They passed by the horses, the chickens, the pigs and finally they came to the cows. Ed looked at Moe, and he saw that he was focused intently on a single cow. "What's the matter, Moe?" he asked. "That," Moe said, "is one skinny cow."

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A man walks into a bar.....OW!

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um...... What's worse than 15 babies stapled to trees? sixteen babies staples to trees PS: I will stop posting if 3 people don't like this by tommarow.

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Two drums and a cymbol fall off a cliff... ba bum BUM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA it used to be ba dum ching but im so funny that i changed it to ba dum bum. credit to Alex H

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DAMMIT MY IPHONE IS IN REPAIR AND I CANT GET THE APP!!!!!!!

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roses are red violets are blue count my five damn finger , and the third one is for you!!!!!!!!

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Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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You know what is really annoying? An annoying baby that wont stop crying while you are trying to do very important work.

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A Man: Why does it seem as though you always find what you need in the last place you look? Another Man: Probably because you don't continue to look.

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If you can't read this, you should think about optical enhancement surgery. If you can, however, you just wasted 5 seconds of your life doing so.

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Does this napkin chloroform?

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Coming home and discovering that your wife has drowned your kids in the bathtub

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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Why did the fat lady poop on my knee? Because i'm thirsty.

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The women if the wnba are good at basketball

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What time is it? Ask chuck Norris! Gosh!!

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Jackson's dad told him to "play in the traffic".

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What has one eye but cannot see? A brick with an eye drawn on it

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Why did the Mexican put away the Marijuana? Because he was a Police Officer

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What did one guy say to another? Womens rights..........

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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