- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what glows blue and howls at the moon at midnight? I dont know but i had sex with your mother.

What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? By his name, which could be John, considering the popularity of said name.

Q: Why did sally fall off the swing? A: She got hit in the face with an axe

What's the difference between a pancake? They both taste good with jam

Why was the fish swimming on the water? Oh wait it's dead

What do you get when you cross a cantaloupe and a dog? "Melon-choly"

Why did Hitler commit suicide? He looked at his gas bill.

George: I see you got a haircut. Jim: No, I got them all cut.

Four Iraqis played hide and seek 17 years ago, one of them missing, why? he's still hiding.

What do you call a black man standing on top of a church? bullshit!!

" Hey you have something on your face. " ( man speaking punches the guy he was talking to ) " It was pain."

Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: The wheel chair.

How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

So the docter saw the girl had a "M" on her chest during surgery. He asked her if he had a boyfreind from Michigan. She said "no, but i have a girlfreind from winsconsin, why do u ask?"rf

A man got a promotion at work. Now he makes more money.

Why are anti jokes not funny.... Because they make sense.

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Statues: Show what great people look like, if birds shit all over them.

That moment when you try and finger your girlfriend and there no hole......and you start questioning your sexuality

If god gives you lemons keep the lemon go to the store and buy oranges to make orange juice.

What's worse than loosing your pen? Getting raped by a pedophile.

Roses are Black. Violets are Green. im going to go cut myself now

What did the American say to the Russian? Hello, but the Russian did not understand

Wanna hear an oxymoron? Jews for Jesus.

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