Knock Knock Who's there? Orange. Orange who? The orange that can talk and knock on doors.

knock knock who's there? Barbra Streisand Barbra Streisand who? Barbra? Streisand whoo oo oooo oo oo oo ooo ooo!

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Think about it: Is mexico REALLY full of: Lowrides in candy ass sparkly colors such as lip red that bounce, (manly color right? Yeah sure baggot) which contains a whole street war gang of members inside and at least twenty tons of COCAINA! ...But does not have a horn that plays "la cucaracha" Seriously, you say yes right? Hey look at this guy he said yes everybody, but ITS WROOOOOOONG CUCARACHA OR GTFO OF MEXICO! Yeah... Because Mexico is shit, id would be racist if Mexicans didn't agree...

What do you call 10 black people on the moon? A problem What do you call 1000 black people on the moon? A problem What do you call the population of black people on the moon? A huge problem

Why do you go to a black mans yardsale? To buy something cheap. Why don't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because it is illegal.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was Friday night (or Halloween or St. Patty's Day) and the chicken was at a party. He got totally drunk, and then got the bright idea that it would be okay to drive home. On a rural two-lane highway, his vehicle careened into the oncoming traffic lane, and then the ditch, thus crossing the road. Fortunately, he walked away with only a few scratches. However, he was cited for wreckless driving, and got a DUI as well.

Why did the black lady yell? She was being raped.

knock knock who's there? no one, but I appreciate the fact you asked.

Q: What is the meaning of life? A: We don't know. Dwight: FALSE. The answer to everything is 42.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because he was dead. Q: Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? A: Because he was stapled to the monkey.

What did the African do when he found out he was constipated? He ate a laxative and went to the toilet

PFF! I hate that shit XD not saying that claymation cant be art, but that Plonsters or whatever is just something I dragged out of my head.

Roses are gray Violets are gray I am color blind

Whats worse that a rhino hitting you in the face? A rhino with horns hitting you in the face

What do you call a black man in an envelope? A tiny black man

Have you ever had Ethiopian food before? No? Well neither have they.

if life gives you lemonnde your probally halusinating

-Wanna hear a joke? -Not really -Oh

knock knock who's there? boo don't do this joke again- i'll make you cry if you finish it don't cry it is just a knock knock joke teeheehee

Have you ever had Ethiopian food?? Neither have they...

What did the watermelon say to the apple? Nothing. Watermelons are fruits and incapable of speech.

What's the difference between a black man and a white man, a white man has lighter skin

How do you confuse an idiot? By confusing an idiot.

Anti Joke

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