Samantha

What did one potato say to the other. Let's get baked!( hope u dont mind that this isnt a anti-joke well i dont know what it is so sue me)

Guy 1: "Hey do you want to hear a joke?" Guy 2: "Sure" Guy 1: "No."

What's a black man's favorite food? It depends.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS.

I don't always finish my sentences but when I do...

Yo mama is so ugly, she entered an ugly contest and placed well in her division.

Jackson gets a new phone he drops it what does he have. (a beating )

Why did the Asian woman drive 20mph on the highway? There was a deadly car accident with many fatalities.

Why did the bus crash? The driver was a tomato.

Joay impistato is a fig

How many Neurons does a bug have? - - - - - -- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -- - - - - - -- - - - -- - - - - - -It's true

A clown a hockey player and a...........what the heck that's all I got.

What's funnier than an knock knock joke???? Dancing narwhals pooping talking soup

Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

What's black, white, and red all over? The flag of the Arapaho Nation.

Why did Hanna fall of the swing She had no arms or legs Knock knock Whose there Not Hanna Haha

What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd probably pay in cash.

Why do flamingos hold up one leg?f If they held up two they'd fall down.

A muslim walked into a bar. Then he walked out because he had made a wrong turn.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Watching your house burn down and your family scream in pain as their flesh burns and you suffer from chronic depression.

Why did Michael Jackson became a white person? Because the society hates black people

-Have you ever eaten Ethiopian food? -No -Niether have they

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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