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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the black man a victim of racial prejudice? because he was black

Why did the boy fall down the stairs Because I pushed him

A hipster gets summoned for jury duty. The case is solved promptly and everyone goes home happy.

What did Hitler say to the lady right next to him before the both committed suicide? I don't know, I don't understand German. I also wasn't there.

Yo Mama so slow She can't run very fast.

A child rides by his mother on his bicycle and says "Look Mom, no hands!" The child doesn't come back, and night falls but he has yet to come home. His mother calls the police and a search begins 2 days later. He is never found is presumed dead.

What do you call a baby in a blender? Child abuse.

I was walking through the woods the other day when I heard a rustle in the bushes... So I went over and said, "Russell, What are you doing in the bushes?"

how do make you a child cry? break his fingers

Roses are red Violets are blue We cant have sex I have ED

Q.What happens when you win a trophy? A. You don't, there is always someone better than you.

Give a man a fire and he will be warm for the rest of the night. Set a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

what do you watch ? a tv

I like toast -my name is Bob and I approve of this message

ok so there was a black guy a white guy and an asian in a bar.so the asian guy says lets leave and they all exited the bar.

My phone rang. So I answered it.

What did the nazi say to the jew? im gay

Why was the mexican being lazy? Because he lead a very successful life and retired early and now can enjoy the luxury of the finer things in life.

watermelons are red, pineapples are yellow. i'm not a poet, say hello for me.

What is black, white and red all over? A black, white and red pen.

What is the difference between a mom and a dad? One is a mom and the other is a dad. Why couldn't Fred see the board? He had a frog stapled to his face.

What should you do if you are locked in the trunk of a car? Yell for help.

What do you get when you have 10 kids in a church? A lot of rape cases.

what is long and bare? polonaise to the pediatric ward what is short and bald? same polonaise, 3 weeks later

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