Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say orange? Well, you shouldn't be. I came to inform you your entire family died in a car crash.

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What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus? There are many, no human being is exactly alike.

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Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice? She was making sure there was enough sugar in it in case her diabetic son was to have an attack.

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Whats a black persons favorite flavored cake? fried chicken.

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If I have 10 ice cubes and you have 11 apples, how many pancakes can hit the roof? ...Purple!! Because aliens don't wear hats.

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Where did the little girl go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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A marine biologist is captured by a group of violent pirates. After hours of being tortured, the pirates make him walk the plank. As he is pushed on to the plank, they ask him for his one last request. He responds "Kill yourselves." The pirates proceed to stab themselves until they bleed out and the marine biologist is the last man on the boat.

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Women's rights...

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I know what you do with your right hand. You part-take in everyday activities such as eating, typing, grooming and maneuvering.

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A fat guy eats a twinkie.

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A man walks into a bar and says "Ow".

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Yo momma eats healthy, exercises regularly and is likely in decent physical condition.

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Whats big, white, and will kill you if it falls out of a pine tree? A refrigerator

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Larry: Why did the chick cross the road? Jeff: Chick? Don't you mean chicken? Larry: Just answer the question. Jeff: Um, why? Larry: Wrong.

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How did the Joker get away? Because the Batmobile lost a wheel.

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what is 6 + 8 a math equation

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wheres a place a cancer patient cant go? the hairdressers

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You smell like shit

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Why couldn't the duck get his driver's license? Well, it was a duck and as far as we're concerned they don't have thumbs or arms and are therefore incapable of driving.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? It shouldn't take more than one person to do this task, regardless of hair color.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a dead moose, In my basement.

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What do u call a black man playing a jumping sport? I don't know but it is totally normal.

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Why was little Johnny crying? He is regularly raped by his father.

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What did the black kid call the white kid? His name...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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