A man walks into a bar and says "ouch."

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Roses are gray Violets are gray I am color blind

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What is Freddie Mercury's favorite planet? Earth.

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I swear to drunk officer I'm not god.

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Pinus Testicles

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When life throws you melons you might be dyslexic.

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Knock Knock. Who's there. To. To who. To whom.

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Why did the man stop chewing gum? I threw a grenade at him.

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What happens to a warehouse on a full moon? Nothing

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Did you hear about the blonde that went to college? She got a degree.

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What do you call a man or woman who has sex, records it on video, and sells the recordings for money? A porn star.

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What is red and does not cry? Half a baby.

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Why did Lady Gaga arrive at the Grammy's in an egg? Because she was born that way.

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Why did the hot blonde strip down? So she can take a shower

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what do you call a man who makes fun of womens rights? Single

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Are u that bald or is your neck blowing bubbles.

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Q: Why didn't the boy go to school? A: It was the weekend.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Well I dont think that has happened to anyone ever so I guess nothings worse.

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding several worms in your apple.

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Sticks and stones may break my bones but words will cause me to develop a drinking problem.

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Knock Knock Who's there Nobody is here. This is just a feeble attempt of your subconsious to convince yourself you have someone who cares about you in the least bit to mask the horrible wretched pain of loneliness and suffering that is the enternal damnation of your life.

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What did the black man say to the Mexican? What a fine day it is!

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Why did the man run? Because he was trying to get a gold medal for the 200m at the Olympics.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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