- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I had sex. Just kidding.

Q. What does a rock and a bird have in common? A. Everything. Except a bird can fly and has wings and can breath and eats and makes babies...

If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, a poor african child probably has nothing and is starving to death while you and Chuck debate on how to spend your five dollars.

have you ever noticed that when geese are flying in a V, that one side is longer? Do you know why? no...why? There is more on one side

O'Malley, an Irishman; Adam, a Jew; and Patrick, a gay man, walk into a bar. Oh crap. I just outed Patrick.

Knock knock who's there? Screw this Screw this who? Im screwing this like ur boyfriend screwed you!

How do you get straight A's? Try really hard throughout the school year and when it comes to the exams study enough to ensure you understand all the material, but so so much as to compromise your sleeping pattern, and in turn, your performance on the day.

Two blonds are driving to Disneyland. While there driving they see a sign "Disneyland: left" So they started crying and headed back home.

What do you get when an elephant and a penguin have a baby? Dunno, it's seems highly improbable.

Two corns were decided to get married. In wedding, bridegroom can't find bride, so he asked a popcorn next to him, "Do you know where is the bride?" The popcorn answered, "I just change my hair style."

Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Cause it was stapled to the cat.

When life gives you lemons you get sugar and water and make some good lemonaide.

i may not know where you sleep. but, i spiked your drink with sleeping pills

What's the difference between a pancake? They both taste good with jam

matt f stupid because no one likes him

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what do you call a cow with no legs? ground BEEF!!!!

a sailor went to his G.P to see if he had HIV turned out he had hepititis C

Q: Why did sally fall off the swing? A: She got hit in the face with an axe

What's a skateboard without wheels A snowboard

So the docter saw the girl had a "M" on her chest during surgery. He asked her if he had a boyfreind from Michigan. She said "no, but i have a girlfreind from winsconsin, why do u ask?"rf

A man got a promotion at work. Now he makes more money.

what did batman say to robin before he got in the batmobile get in the batmobile

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