- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is it impossible to travel faster than the speed of light? Because it travels pretty darn fast.

Why is MLA important? Because if Mothers didn't Love Anyone society would collapse and we would go into a nuclear war and blow up the earth, and the apocalypse would happen and dinosaurs would rule once again until another meteor hits the earth.

People say it's easy to make fun of retarded people. But it's really not. You always have to explain it to them.

How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at its face.

If you give a homeless man a fish he eats for the night, if you teach him to fish then he probably won't be able to feed himself anyway, he is too poor to afford a pole.

waiter there's a fly in my alphabet soup that's not a fly that's a spelling bee

An under aged man walks into a bar. the bar tender forgets to ask for his ID and gives him a beer. That man was later fired.

knock knock, whos there? the repo man.

Why did the kid start to cry? His parachute didn't open.

Stephen Hawking raped your mom

Why did the American run over the black man. Because he didn't see him standing there.

Why did the old man fall off a bicycle? He had a fridge thrown at him.

Why did the gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens foot.

What did James say when he couldn't find his car? "My name's James".

What did I eat for my breakfast? My breakfast.

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Why did the asian fall over? He had a heart attack.

Why did the kid stop going to school? His alarm clock broke.

A blind man walks into a bar. Then a chair. Then a table. (TD)

What happens to men who grow up. They are probably taller

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs? Chris

Mrs. Welsh

Omg its that superman nope chuck testa

Roses are red Violets are blue My dick can talk And it says it wants you

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