Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

why did the pirate not get in to the pirate movie it was rated arrrrrr

what did the lawyer say to the doctor? hello.

roses are red facebook is blue no mutual friends who the heck are you

Don't you sometime just want to chop of your toes and stomp around to prove to the so called 'experts' that it is possible for a person to walk without toes? . . . . . . me neither

whats the difference between jimmy saville and a horse? jimmy has a bigger cock

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

A rabbi and a jew walk into a bar and had lot's of crazy anal sex ... then asked god for forgiveness. the end

Two aspies don't walk into a bar.

What's the difference between a duck

What is red and itchy? Something that itches and it turns red if you itch it to much

A black guy and Hispanic guy jump off the Empire State Building at the EXACT same time. Who dies first? Who cares?!

Q: How do you stop a rhino from charging? A: The construction of a steel-reinforced concrete wall will work in most instances, but for more resistant cases, the use of a high-impact titanium anti-rhino charging barrier is required.

What is the biggest lie in the universe? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

The other day, I broke my snare drum.... I still haven't fixed it and am planning on doing so soon.

jack and jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water jack collapsed because of serious drug abuse and stress jill followed after not being able to handle the tragedy of her brothers death this wouldn't have happened if they got into my van when i asked them too.

what did the blond do after she turned 18? Reelected Obama.

What do you call it when a woman doesn't want the child she is currently impregnated with? Abortion: a very sensitive and controversial topic.

How to you kill two birds with one stone? You use a precision hunting rifle to mortally wound two flying birds, then put them on a platform and break their skulls with one rock. Separately.

God bless America, and no where else.

boobies oh boobies i how i love u boobies the are so juicy with milk and hairy with in the tities

why did Mark Nara cross the road idk why? he didnt

This is not a joke.

Is this where I type the joke?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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