Why did the lizard cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

Why are black people good at basketball? They practice

What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

Q: What's the biggest difference between a black man and a white man? A: Their skin color.

knock knock who's there? Andrew Oh hey Andrew come on in!

Theres a man with 2 eyes.

A Irish man walks our of a bar

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How do you stop moles from digging in your garden? Take the shuvel away.

Why did the black man not tip his waiter? Because she provided terrible service and was undeserving.

What did the man say to his brother? Nothing, because he just died in a tragic car crash.

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What's the funniest part about this site? You're alone and reading this joke instead of getting a date.

Why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off. haha its funny

Why did he walk the dinosaur He took an arrow to the knee so much the DJ didn't was paper-plates.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

Why is an elephant large, grey and wrinkled? Because if it was small, round and smooth it would be an aspirin.

your mumma so fat she stepped on the weight scales and it says to be continued

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Did you hear about the blonde that went to college? She got a degree.

Why did my brother drive the speed limit? Because it's the law

Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

What did the white guy said to the black guy, when he stepped on his foot? Excuse me.

How do you get a black man to use a condom? You explain to him all the benefits of safe sex.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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