- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Scruffy get out from under the car? It had parked on his skull.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a homicidal maniac.

A kraut walks out of a synagogue with no one dead

A bear walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "What'll it be." The bear mauls his face off and kills several other patrons before police show up and fire three rounds in it's face.

Why couldn't the moose find a good hotel for the night? A moose wouldn't have any currency available and quite frankly, no one would let him in.

A man walks into a bar. Another man walks into a bar.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wanted to be cool, But I look like you

A black man went on the bus and sat down next to a white man. The white man looked up from his magazine and stared at the black man. They then chit-chatted and enjoyed their trip.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not doing your Webtime on a Friday!!

What can Harry Potter NOT see with his glasses? His parents...alive.

Where would canada be without nature? still here

as i unscrewed my belly button and suddenly my butt fell off

Every sixty seconds in Africa... a minute passes - plz like to save Africa!

A man walk into a bar. He then falls down, quickly picks himself up, and continues his life.

I used to play Skyrim but then I took an arrow in the knee. Then, I played MW3 until I took a bullet in the elbow. And now, I'm in the hospital wondering why people keep harming me.

Q: Why didn't the little boy get his bike for christmas? A: He died from cancer

What did the black man buy at the fruit shop? Some bananas.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

What happened in your mom's locked bedroom last night I don't know

What's the difference between a cow and a cow? Nothing, they are both the same.

A man opens his sock drawer, grabs his socks and puts them on.........He dies 5 minutes later.

Friends are like potatoes. If you eat them they die.

when i start seeing A TON of black people what does that mean? im color blind

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Well the chicken was very confused and had no logical brain power to think or know where it was going. Once he crossed the road he went into the ice cream parlor but was soon kicked out due to lack on communication

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