Why did the first squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure. Why did Bobby fall off his bike? He was hit by 4 squirrels Why did bobby die? He was hit by a bus

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What's Brown and Sticky? A stick.

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What did the man say after falling off a bridge? He didn't say anything. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

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What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A fossil.

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What did Helen Keller see on her trip? Nothing

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How do you punish an electrician? Kill his family.

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A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink, drinks his drink, and leaves.

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A black man and a mexican jump from a tree. Who hits the ground first? The mexican. The black man had a rope tied around his neck.

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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What did Stephen Hawkins say to President Obama? He didn't his computer did.

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Whats brown and slippery? A brown slipper.

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want a balloon? yeah

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What's spongy and smells of treacle? Treacle sponge

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A man walks into a doctors office. The doctor says "I've got good news and bad news. Which do you want to hear first?" The man responds "I'd like to hear the good news." The doctor says "I ran a series of tests and found you have leukemia, but your insurance covered everything." The man hangs his head and tears up as he asks "What's the bad news?" The doctor heads for the door as he answers "Your company is switching to a private insurer and because of your pre-existing condition you're being denied coverage. None of your future treatments or appointments will be paid for." The man snaps his fingers and says "I should've voted Democrat!"

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Q: What did the peanut say to the shell? A: Its dark in here.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had cancer.

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What's worse than this joke? Taking a dump on an airplane as it crashes in to the World Trade Center.

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Bill: Whats 2 + 2? Joe: Your mom

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A black man walks up to a jewish man in a bar. They engage into a nice conversation, seeing how they were friends back in college.

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What's red and hurts you? A brick.

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Yes!

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Wanna hear a joke? A Republican political activist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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