The cookie monster walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why do you seem so blue?" Everyone laughed. Then the cookie monster replied "my wife died."

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How do you get a one-armed blonde out of a tree? Get a ladder and help her down.

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What did the little boy do when he dropped his ice cream? Acted very mature and requested another one from his mother

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Your mom is intimately familiar with many mens' penis due to her many years as a successful urologist.

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Your mother is so black...because she recently suffered a horrible accident with fire and has irreparable skin damage.

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Why don't chicken wear underwear? Because their peckers are on their face

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A woman walks into a bar. She is pregnant and gives her baby fetal alcohol syndrome.

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A man buy's a new lawn mower, it breaks so he takes it back. The shopworker says that if you don't have a recipt then you cannot replace it, the man goes home and months later catch's a flu.

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Why wouldn't you want OJ Simpson babysitting your kids? Why? He's in jail and he wouldn't be available when you needed him

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Your mother is so ugly that people make yo mamma jokes about her

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A Knock, Knock B There's no door. What are you knocking on?

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I love watching pom Get your minds out of the gutter

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Why did the white girl have a black friend? Because she was very welcome to different races and wanted to learn about her culture.

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If i could rearrange the alphabet I wouldn't put U and I together. I'd put my dick in your mouth.

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Why did Old Man Robert fall down the stairs? Someone kicked him down. And then he died.

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Two gay men walk down the street holding hands, and are applauded for expressing their love for each other.

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a retard lost...

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What did the rednecks say when they saw the bat? Ma, I'm afraid this is the Myotis Sodalis, or Indian Bat. It is an endangered species. Thus, we cannot shoot it.

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there are rumors about monkeys liking bananas but that is a common misconception because if you take bananas divided by elephant times chalkboards you find that they like 0.9 lead from pencils that is aged from 1927

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Blind people can't read this.

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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Where can you find a Muslim with a boxcutter? At a UPS.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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