Leave her alone...

How many Freudians does it take to screw your mother - I mean, a lightbulb?

Why did the man shoot himself Because he was black

What kind of shots I'd John take at night? Insulin, because he's a diabetic.

What did the veterinarian say to the dog? Ohhh who is a good dog? You are!

Somewhere in prison- Germany 1940 Janurary, Tuesday, 630PM: "Why doya' think you're so innocent" "It was only a jew!"

Q. Why did Mary fall down the steps? A. Because she had no legs.

Chrissy is funny.

this is the part where we na na na na every good song needs a na na na na wake up at night screaming na na na na my grandmothers nickname is nana

What do you call a puppy in alaska? A cold PUPPY!!!!!

A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

Why Did the Drug dealer die He Got Hit by a buss

What is scary? Obama might get reelected.

Why i'm breathing? I don't want die.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your Bike.

Why did the student fail his test? Because he has AIDS

How did the magician make it look like there are 2 books on the table? By putting 2 books on the table

Muslim athletes.

what glows blue and howls at the moon at midnight? I dont know but i had sex with your mother.

How many blacks does it take to screw in a light bulb? blacks don't work

Whats worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts

Why was 8 afraid of 9? Because 9 bullied him until he became anorexic.

Q: What kind of bees make milk? A: Boobees

whats is big, black, and has big boobs. a big black guy. the boob part was a little white lie

Anti Joke

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