Why did the potato commit suicide? Forget that. Why was the potato alive in the first place?

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Roses are red Violets are blue The sky is blue too

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What's the difference between dogs and humans? 8.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on the front porch? Matt What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a hole? Phil What do you call a man with no arms and no legs floating down the river? Bob

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Q-What happened to the kid who thought he could fly A-his head exploded while he was sitting in a microwave

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How do you know if a woman is cheating on you? If you catch her cheating on you

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Take off your shoes.

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A completely inebriated man walked into a bar and, after staring for some time at the only woman seated at the bar, walked over to her, placed his hand up her skirt and began fondling her. She jumped up and slapped him silly. He immediately apologized and explained, "I'm sorry. I thought you were my wife. You look exactly like her." "Why you drunken, worthless, insufferable son of a BITCH!" she screamed. "Funny," he muttered, "you even sound exactly like her."

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Once upon a cross

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I like my women like I like my coffee. Without a penis

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how do you get to your favorite chinese restaurant? Wok.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm dyslexic couldn't tell, could you?

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Yo sugars so salty when you put it on your french fries they taste like salty french fries

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Why are black guys good at basketball? Hard work and determination.

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Why did the coconut fall out of the tree? Gravity.

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Why cant Jesus play rugby? Cause he's nailed to a cross

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How could problems have been avoided in the old west? Bigger towns

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Your mother is so stupid that she has an IQ score that is much lower than the average person.

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What's green and gets people high? A green helicopter

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What is worse than using the toilet and then realising there's no toilet paper? A racially motivated massacre.

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Why couldn't little Jessica open the door? It was locked

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What's red and hurts you? A brick.

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Whatsthe best way to kill a blonde? Tell her theres a scratch and sniff at the bottom of the pool.

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Why did the mexican jump when he heard police sirens? The sirens where very lound and abrupt. Therefore startling this mexican man.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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