- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man jumping off a bridge? Suicide.

Teacher: What's 2x2 John? John: (ignores teacher) Teacher: John! John: huh? Teacher: go on John: uh? 24?

What's a fail with a bowl on its head, a 30 year old, and a 5 year old at the same time? Justin Beiber

Q: Do you know what Lady Gaga make for his birthday? A: A party

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead.

Why did the chiken cross the road? Well its wing were clipped so it couldnt fly across the road.

I like pom

You're mum is so fat, she has low self-esteem

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm extremely unstable. And So are you.

yo momma's so fat she sat on a tiny chair and relaxed.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was Suzy Knock Knock Who's There The Holocaust

Wanna hear a joke? Joe Jonas.

Wow, that makes your name a lot more comfortable to say... Not type, and you seem to be more sensitive than non-red hair girls. Besides its really nice, why do you dye it? Is it like red or ginger?

Why is Roenz Gay? He isnt.

Knock Knock Who's there Nobody is here. This is just a feeble attempt of your subconsious to convince yourself you have someone who cares about you in the least bit to mask the horrible wretched pain of loneliness and suffering that is the enternal damnation of your life.

So a horse walks into a bar, animal service is called and after being unable to locate the owner he is put down.

a man walks into a bar the other man ducks

A white guy, a black guy, an Indian guy, and a Jewish guy walk into a bar. They drink in moderation and discuss their children, the current state of the economy, and global politics before retiring home to their families.

You know you have no friends when you write anti-jokes. [M]

What's the best thing about 27 year old's? There are 20 of them.

Leave her alone...

What's the difference between a cake and Jews? A cake comes out of the oven.

Whats the easiest way to kill a blonde? Shoot her

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