Jameson: hey peter peter parker: what Jameson: do you know what my favorite kind of beans are Peter: no Jameson: van de camps

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why did the man fall over he was a loaf of bread

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -To. - To Who? -To whom.

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What did Michael Jackson say to the little boy? Nothing. He's been dead for over three years.

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How do you make a clown sad? Rape his wife, choke his grandma and send him a video of you setting his children on fire.

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a customer walks into a store and says, "the customer is always wrong." the employee replies, "no, the customer is always right." "you just contradicted yourself."

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A man walks into a bar, He is a severe alcoholic and is slowly drowning himself in booze. The man exits the bar after several hours of heavy drinking and walks home. He enters his home to discover a man in bed with his wife. After the first ten seconds of paralyzing rage, he grabs a .44 Magnum and brutally murders his wife and her bed mate. The man realizes he has woken up his two month old, and after thinking of the horrible act he has committed, he promptly raises the pistol to his temple and pulls the trigger. Oh, I almost forgot, the man was schizophrenic and has never been married.

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there was a tomatoes and it blew up and died. Why did it blow up? The Nazi's needed ketchup for there Jew Burgers

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What are little Timmy's hopes and dreams? Destroyed.

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They say there is safety in numbers Tell that to six million jews

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What is worse than having sex with a dead baby in front of it's mother? Not a lot.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, What are you doing, I'm ithyphallophobic.

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Why did the family go to Mexico? Because they were deported

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Why did the mother have a club in her hands covered with red liquid? She spilled her bloody murry while playing golf.

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guess what? chicken butt.

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Why did the jew die Really...

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What did the lady say to her child? Nothing sadly the baby was taken to Timbuktu by the father. Ps: it's a real place look it up

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Roses are red, Violets are black, Why is your chest, as flat as your back

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What is an Anti-Joke? This is.

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A terrorist walks into a bomb shop. He soon realizes he's in the wrong shop, leaves and goes on with his day.

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Whats the differance between a lawnmower and a sack of dead babies? I dont have a lawnmower in my garage

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why did the plane crash? the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What did the gay man say to the deaf man? I don't know, I can't hear.

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I'd like to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather did. Not screaming in terror like the rest of te people in his car.

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