What do you call an 8 foot anxious priest painted purple named harold? Harold.

If you analyze this joke closely you' ll realize its not funny.

What did the big chimney say to the smaller chimney? Nothing chimneys don't talk

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Whats worse than The Holocaust? TEN HOLOCAUSTS!!!!

Can you get me a stapler,make sure it has staples because if it doesn't..........I won't be a ble to staple anything

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None.

Yesterday I was diagnosed with Depression... It made me sad.

Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because eating raw chicken is just wrong.

What does an eagle and a worm have in common? They both live in the ground. Except the eagle.

A Black man a Chinese man and a Jew walk in to a bar. Black man: nice place they got here Asian man: yeah I remember when it used to be that old hardware store Jew: Henry's, i think it was called Aisian man: must have been there for at least 10 years or so

A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. The man was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral service.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

whats the only concert you can get into for 45 cents? a 50 cent concert featuring Nickelback

Pull over dat ass to fat, no seriously your blocking a firelane

why did justin fuck alice and maliyah to have fun

A Chinese man walked into a bar. He now has a minor concussion.

Have you heard the one about the three tailed salamander that fell off a bridge? I haven't either.

What is the funny thing about suicide? nothing...

Whos the best Jewish Cook? Hitler.

Why do jews have long noses? Because they received the genetic alleles from their parents that cause the nose to grow longer.

What just hit my face? The floor

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