Why did the black man not tip his waiter? Because she provided terrible service and was undeserving.

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what do u call a black person by his name

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because Osama Bin Laden is dead.

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Q: Why didn't the boy go to school? A: It was the weekend.

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what is pink and fishy? pink fish.

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A man from China is learning English and when confronted by a cop accidentally answers each question with one of the few words he knows, impugning himself in the process. The cop, not being a sociopath, realizes that the chuckling foreigner probably has no idea what he has just done and hands him a dictionary to help him cope with the drastic change.

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I had a "What would jesus do bracelet" and some kid kicked me in the shin... As i was contemplating on what to do to him, i looked at the bracelet and remembered.... SO I SET HIM ON FIRE AND SENT HIM TO HELL!!!

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What did the black man say to the Mexican? What a fine day it is!

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A cow was very inconveniently standing in the middle of a golf course. An alligator dragged the cow into a swamp. The cow dies

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How do you get a black man to use a condom? You explain to him all the benefits of safe sex.

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Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact? Some men are blind.

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What did Santa get for a young boy? A gun.

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"HEY DUMB FU** THIS STUFF IS SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY!!!" SAID SIMON COWELL!!!

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What do Australians and New Zealanders have against pods anyway?

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roses are red, violets? are blue, Im not good at poems, tits

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How do you make your children nice? You dont have any.

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why did the white man jump out of the car? because the car was crashing

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What do a Mexican, and American, a black guy, and an Asian all have in common? Believe it or not, they all like cantalope.

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Yo momma so lazy she hasn't been to work in weeks and you no longer have electricity or food.

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What do you get if you cross a sheep and a kangeroo??? ... A sheep cannot be crossed with a kangaroo because the genes from sheep cannot work with genes from a kangaroo to produce hybrid sheegaroos or kangareeps.

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Why did the man get thrown out of the cinema? The man began to masturbate. He was also blind.

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What's a black man's favorite food? It depends.

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What did one potato say to the other. Let's get baked!( hope u dont mind that this isnt a anti-joke well i dont know what it is so sue me)

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