Why did sally break her arm? A piano fell on her

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A black man walks up to a jewish man in a bar. They engage into a nice conversation, seeing how they were friends back in college.

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What's red and hurts you? A brick.

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Yes!

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How do you make a Nazi mad? You slash his tires.

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Wanna hear a joke? A Republican political activist.

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Bill: Whats 2 + 2? Joe: Your mom

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What's worse than this joke? Taking a dump on an airplane as it crashes in to the World Trade Center.

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Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because eating raw chicken is just wrong.

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Two men are sitting on a park bench discussing the anatomy of goats. Where is Bertha? Teaching the principals of mathematics to blind orphins in Moscow, Russia.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your ugly

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did you hear about the man who crossed the road? he made it.

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why couldn't the one armed man juggle because it was snowing outside and his one room flat was to small

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vagina, hehehehehehehe

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Why was the boy embarrassed when he opened his parents' bedroom door? Because he had been trying the door for several minutes until he realized he was pushing instead of pulling.

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A man who can't spell walks into an Arab.

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Why did Sam have no friends? Because he was dead.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm dyslexic couldn't tell, could you?

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Knock Knock Who's there its me... we need to talk go away tod. i told you never to come back here babe, just open the door why? so you can beat me again? i said i was sorry! i just want to see my little girl... well maybe you should of been there for us! babe... i love you you lying son of a bitch... you dont deserve us open the damn door or i will beat it down im calling the cops YOU BETTER NOT BITCH! I WILL BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF YOU! tod... please... get out come here no... NO! get the hell off of me!!!! HELP!! RAPE!! RAPE!!! SHUT UP WHORE (crying) please... please... ...mommy? SARAH! GET OUT OF THE HOUSE! MOMMY LOVES YOU! ooh.. theres my little girl. you miss daddy? GET AWAY FROM HER!!! SHUT UP BITCH! come give daddy a hug what have you done to mommy? what you want some too? SARAH I SAID GET OUT THE HOUSE! GET HELP! ...mommy im scared... (sob) oh your crying? you want something to cry about? OH ILL GIVE YOU SOMETHING TO CRY ABOUT! .... you better get the hell out of here tod.. whoah... babe where did you get a gun GET OUT babe... put the gun down... relax NO YOU RELAX! all these years ive been raising this baby. without you. all by myself. and i dont want you in the picture now. ILL DO WHAT I DAMN WELL PLEASE ill see you in hell... (BANG) (BANG)

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knock knock whos there a boy a boy who ? oh, sorry he just got hit by a train.

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What is different between a pile of dead infants and a red ferrari? Being the victim of a mass murder.

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A: Knock Knock! B: Come in!

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Why was the black man a victim of racial prejudice? because he was black

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