Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

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a child logs on to anti-joke.com and proceeds to post dead baby jokes and jokes with punchlines that suit the build up. i am bitterly disappointed as are all the other fans of anti-joke.com who understand the humor of anti jokes

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This one sucks!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure. why did the refridgerator fall out of the tree? Because it wanted to be a monkey? Why did the John fall out of the tree? Because he has no arms and legs because he suffers from a severe case of lepracy. Why did Timmy fall off his bike? Because he got hit by three monkeys, a fridge and a boy with no limbs.

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What's worse than finding a worm in Your apple?? A pile of dead babies

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Why is this funny? cause it is funny

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How did they wake up Lady Gaga? They p-p-poked her face p-p-poked her face......!

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a known serial killer.

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Roses are red violets are blue I would test our new water bed so be carefull with your helled shoe!

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Q: What's green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? A: A pool table

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what did the kid say when pee-wee was about to rape him ...huh just make it quick

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Q) How do you get 100 midgets into a Mini? A)You have to manufacture a Mini large enough to accommodate 100 midgets. It wouldn't be street-legal, but at least the problem of getting 100 midgets into a Mini is solved. Q) Did you hear about the two guys who wanted to go to Paris? A) They didn't go! Q) Why did the boy throw his Television out the window? A) Cause it was completely broken. Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. An orange. Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Red paint. Q) What did the Hobo get for Xmas? A) Nothing Q) How do you get 100 midgets into a Mini? A)You have to manufacture a Mini large enough to accommodate 100 midgets. It wouldn't be street-legal, but at least the problem of getting 100 midgets into a Mini is solved. Q) Did you hear about the two guys who wanted to go to Paris? A) They didn't go! Q) Why did the boy throw his Television out the window? A) Cause it was completely broken. Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. An orange. Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Red paint. Q) What did the Hobo get for Xmas? A) Nothing Q) How do you get 100 midgets into a Mini? A)You have to manufacture a Mini large enough to accommodate 100 midgets. It wouldn't be street-legal, but at least the problem of getting 100 midgets into a Mini is solved. Q) Did you hear about the two guys who wanted to go to Paris? A) They didn't go! Q) Why did the boy throw his Television out the window? A) Cause it was completely broken. Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. An orange. Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Red paint. Q) What did the Hobo get for Xmas? A) Nothing Q) How do you get 100 midgets into a Mini? A)You have to manufacture a Mini large enough to accommodate 100 midgets. It wouldn't be street-legal, but at least the problem of getting 100 midgets into a Mini is solved. Q) Did you hear about the two guys who wanted to go to Paris? A) They didn't go! Q) Why did the boy throw his Television out the window? A) Cause it was completely broken. Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. An orange. Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Red paint. Q) What did the Hobo get for Xmas? A) Nothing

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Why did the Mexican stop mowing the family's lawn? Because he felt it was time for his son to learn some responsibility.

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A young man read a book. He then went back to the library to return the book, but got killed in a car crash on the way there.

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You're mother is so fat the doctors say she has a serious obesity problem and will most likely have to go on cholesterol pills and begin regulating her diet properly.

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How do you make someone cry Take all of their belongings

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Q: what is the difference between a baby stroller and a black man. A: I don't try and hit black men when they cross the street.

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Why did the Filipino man get small condoms? Because he's not black.

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why did matt daly shit his pants? he had downs

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How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Yarn

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what happens when I bought a car. A man stole it from me and killed my family.

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Women's rights

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what did the right wing jew say after he was arrested for murder? bt we went through the holocust

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Q; Why did the gas station attendant scream when 3 black men walked into his store? A: It was his surprise birthday party.

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