what red black and white al over? a t.v I was kidding about the red part

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how do you get a taco? Buy one!

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a potato flew around my room

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What's another name for a black priest? An African American Priest.

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colby doesnt shave

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What's the square root of 69? 8.3

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A black man trips and falls down. You help him up and ask him if he needs any help. After a brief friendly talk you both continue on your separate ways.

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A blonde, a brunette and a red head engage in a discussion on World politics. The brunette says she would like to see politicians paying more attention to the environment. The red head says she would like to see improvements in the economy. The blonde says she has to poop.

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What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A cyclist.

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

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I pooped my pants

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Q: whats up? A: radiation levels in japan

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What's green, long, and covered in forks? Grass. I lied about the forks.

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A guy walks into a bar and orders a water because he's the designated driver

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Why did Chad find dead people all over the playground? Ask him, it's not like he's pointing a gun at your face.

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What do you call a gay woman who likes to smoke cigarettes? A lesbian with a possible nicotine addiction.

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Q: how many oxen does it take to row up the empire state building in half of a green canoe under the purple sun while eating a dead moose with no arms? A: Purple, because snakes have no elbows.

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A white man and a black man were walking down the street. The black borrowed the white man's phone to make a quick call when an incoming call came in. The black man, while trying to hand the phone back, says, "Here, it's your Dad." The white man replies, "No, that's my phone." Amazed at how uneducated the black man was.

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What do you get when you put a cat in a Xerox machine? A copycat.

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an englishman an irishman and a scotsman walked into a bar there was no welshman. they didn't phone him due to his uncontrollable thirst for violence

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Poop

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How often does a black women poop? Every nine months.

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Yo momma so fat when god said let there be light he said get the fuck out the way!

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knock knock whos there? knock knock whos there knock knock you final decide to open the door to find a deaf man needing directions.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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