Why was 8 afraid of 9? Because 9 bullied him until he became anorexic.

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two blondes walk into a bar... to get to the other side

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Q: What kind of bees make milk? A: Boobees

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whats is big, black, and has big boobs. a big black guy. the boob part was a little white lie

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roses are red violets are blue i have a penis get in the bed

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Why was the black guy mad at the white guy? Duh, cause the black guy slapped the white guy.

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Your mama's so fat.... I ran around her twice, And got lost

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Why did the chicken cross the road? "THE chicken" indicates a definite article, you really would have to specify which chicken you're talking about so i can identify whether i was there at the given moment that the chicken tried to cross the road and to ask it his reason for attempting it.

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Charlie Sheen walks into a bar... Every morning, and stays until it closes... [credit gilbert gottfried]

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Q: What happened when Bob the Super-mega-ultra man, in his hurry to return an item that was objectively proven to be hazardous to physically normal people, banged his head very hard against a wall of a random building that was located on his route of travel? A: He recieved a concussion and had to coalesce in bed for a long time in order to return back to his regular style of living. Bob was merely a nominal 'Super-mega-ultra' man. He gets hurt practically as easily as anyone else.

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Two chemists walk into a bar. The first one says "I'll have some H2O." The second one then says "I'll have some H2O too." Both chemists live as no bartender is irresponsible enough to serve liquid hydrogen peroxide in a public bar.

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an asian walks into a bar and does his math homework then he gets raped by a horse

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Knock Knock Who's there? No one. You're imagining things.

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Seriously tho, too much sex? I need to know dog.

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A Jew walks into a Furness

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a man walks into a bar, and gets mauled by a bear..... and gets a concussion

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So there was a blond, a brunette, and a red-head. They walked out of the salon very happy with their respective dye jobs.

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Girls Basketball.

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Drunk irish man

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Why don't women know how to drive a car? Because there are no roads between the kitchen and the bedroom.

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Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs, living in the mountains? A: Cliff Q: What do you call a girl with no arms and no legs, living on the beach? A: Sandy Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs hanging on a wall? A: A victim of a serious crime, where murder was committed and the killer has a sick and twisted mind because he first cut off the man's arms and legs then nailed him to the wall with wooden pegs. Puppies.

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What did the dead person say? Nothing, dead people cant talk, coz they are dead

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Q: What's the difference between a vampire and a lawyer? A: A lot of things.

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Q: What do you call a ginger with no soul? A: Common

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