how many moms can you fit in a bathtub? as many as you want

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like trains (:

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Why does matt daly get confused for? A Penis

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A man walked into a bar. Ow!

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() () () () () () () ------ *__________* yo can go %$*# yourself =~~ 0

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Do the Helen Keller... become mute, deaf, and blind.

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How do you wake up a black man? Punch him in the face.

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Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Oh wait; it would be quite unsanitary to talk about my genitals in front of you.

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Jameson: hey peter peter parker: what Jameson: do you know what my favorite kind of beans are Peter: no Jameson: van de camps

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -To. - To Who? -To whom.

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why did the man fall over he was a loaf of bread

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What did Michael Jackson say to the little boy? Nothing. He's been dead for over three years.

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How do you make a clown sad? Rape his wife, choke his grandma and send him a video of you setting his children on fire.

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A man walks into a bar, He is a severe alcoholic and is slowly drowning himself in booze. The man exits the bar after several hours of heavy drinking and walks home. He enters his home to discover a man in bed with his wife. After the first ten seconds of paralyzing rage, he grabs a .44 Magnum and brutally murders his wife and her bed mate. The man realizes he has woken up his two month old, and after thinking of the horrible act he has committed, he promptly raises the pistol to his temple and pulls the trigger. Oh, I almost forgot, the man was schizophrenic and has never been married.

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a customer walks into a store and says, "the customer is always wrong." the employee replies, "no, the customer is always right." "you just contradicted yourself."

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there was a tomatoes and it blew up and died. Why did it blow up? The Nazi's needed ketchup for there Jew Burgers

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They say there is safety in numbers Tell that to six million jews

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, What are you doing, I'm ithyphallophobic.

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Why did the family go to Mexico? Because they were deported

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guess what? chicken butt.

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Why did the mother have a club in her hands covered with red liquid? She spilled her bloody murry while playing golf.

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Why did the jew die Really...

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What did the lady say to her child? Nothing sadly the baby was taken to Timbuktu by the father. Ps: it's a real place look it up

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Roses are red, Violets are black, Why is your chest, as flat as your back

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