- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than something terrible happening to you? That same thing happening to me of course... Duh...

How do you kill a fashion icon? First make sure their blonde and stupid like most. then take a barstool preferably or what ever is closest then........ WACK HER IN THE EMPTY SPOT WHERE HER BRAIN SHOULD BE.

So a female ant walks into a bar... and someone steps on it.

HEY YOU!!! just checking for assholes

what did the jewish kid get for his birthday......Striped pajamas

John has 38 candy bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

Mitt Romney.

why wouldn't the boy shake his teachers hand? his abusive father cut it off with an axe when he was a child

What's the difference between and black dick and a white dick? To get to the other side

A priest, a midget, and the toothfairy walk into a bar. Barack Obama.

Whats big brown and sticky A sappy oak tree

whats the difference between a snail? - both legs are the same lenght, especially the left one.

Chicken penis.

How do you know your cat is gay? Other cats have buttsex with him

who's best is friend is really good looking? James Cornish

Why does one not simply walk into Mordor? Mordor doesn't really exist and thus is physically impossible to walk into, or enter by any means really.

A Black Man walks into a bar...

(Family sat down at table) Child goes to start a story - "I have a ginger friend.." Everyone bursts out laughing and leaves the child confused.

What's white and hides in a tree. A refrigerator.

How many fools does it take to change a light bulb? A lot.

69

What do you call a black man jumping off a bridge? Suicide.

Why are females bad drivers? Because it is hard to drive with pots and pans.

Teacher: What's 2x2 John? John: (ignores teacher) Teacher: John! John: huh? Teacher: go on John: uh? 24?

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