- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

A duck walked up to a lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand hey! Got any guns

what is the only death better than asama bin ladin JUSTIN BIEBER'S

Q: Whats worse than 8 babies in one bin? A: 1 babies in 8 bins

Why was the woman out of the kitchen? She was at her mothers funeral.

Knock Knock! Who's there? What do you mean... we have been having a conversation for a half hour now... that's your name you idiot, Knock Knock!

There once was a man named Joe. Joe had AIDS, and killed all his friends and family The End, now go back to bed, pussy

Roses are red Violets are blue I rather sleep in the class Like a boss in the school -HairyBoss

What does it smell like, what does it feel like, do you like it? Yes

Why did the chicken cross the road... He wanted to get away from all those jerks who kept asking him why he made the decisions that he did. he later committed suicide...

A man see's a bird and tries to get its attention by whistling at it, much like if it were a dog. The mans whistle fails to get the birds attention because birds have wings and dogs do not.

Why didn't the little boy believe in Santa Clause? Because' he saw his parents putting presents under the tree, and saw his over weight father eat all the cookies.

What do you call a retarded sheep? Whatever it's name is. There's no sense in torturing it by pointing out the disability which has made it a social outcast it's whole life.

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Nothing really

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear made her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

What's really weird? It's you Greg!

Whats blue and flies? A suffocating baby strapped to a fan.

Q. What's worse than 400 babies going down the road at 80 miles per hours in a garbage truck? A. The same babies being dumped into a trash compactor

What did Anne Frank get for christmas? Nothing Anne Frank is jewish.

Why did the man climb to top of the tower? To push the Jew off.

One day I was hungry. I ate. I wasn't hungry anymore. Penis.

what's worse than a kitten scratching your arm? A dead baby scratching your arm...

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