What do u call a short Mexican Nothing that's normal

How do you do you cure cancer? Very carefully.

What's the cutest thing about a redhead? I know, I couldnt think of anything either

What would be worse than the Holocaust? 2 Holocausts.

What's wrong with the beetles? They suck dick

What's red and smells like green paint? The rotting corpse of the old lady I poisoned with green paint.

What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A thief. What do u call a black man in school? Janitor. What do you call a black man in court? Guilty

My penis is small, Just kidding, it's huge.

Why was Martin Luther King Jr. Shot? Because he was black.

a black man, spanish man, and white man all fall off a building. and as they fall, i wonder: why are you laughing?

Whats similar between a grape and a duck? They're both purple. except not the duck.

what's really good and is on TV Jersey Shore

So three men walk into a bar. One orders a Miller Light, the other orders a Guiness, and the third has a glass of ice water. He was the designated driver.

What is Lil Wayne's first name? Wayne

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Chuck Norris doesn't do pushups, his personal trainer designed a regiment for him that didn't involve them.

Why did the man run? Because he was trying to get a gold medal for the 200m at the Olympics.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There must have been something that peaked her interest.

Q. Why did the rooster switch on the TV? A. Just for some hentertainment!

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was DEAD!

What's the difference between God and Kanye West? God doesn't think he's Kanye West.

Is every Voltorb a terrorist?

If you analyze this joke closely you' ll realize its not funny.

What did the catholic priest say to the naked boy where are your clothes?

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