- Anti Joke

A man walks into a bar and the bartender says "Sorry sir we're closed" So the man goes: "Oh, okay. I wasn't sure if you guys were open till' 10pm tonight" and the bartender goes "Only on the weekends" The man thanks the bartender and proceeded to leave the bar. He now knows the arrive earlier the following day.

Man 1: Ask me if I'm a tree. Man2: Are you a tree? Man1: no.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Its Matt.

(-(-(-(--)-)-)-) Look the chinese mafia

Why did the girl go to the hospital? Her brother dared her to jump off the second story roof of their house...

Two rabbis standing at the buffet cart. The first exclaims "Oy vey, those pork chops look good!". The second shrugs, turns to his friend and remarks, "So do your wife's norks".

Q: What is the difference between a black man and a Park bench? A: A park bench is an inanimate object.

Why did the little boy enter the white van, then leave scarred for life? He was going on a family trip within the said white van, but along the way they got in a horrible accident which involved a bus, a tractor, and finally a steamroller. The boy quickly escaped at the last second only to watch his family scream as the steamroller slowly crushed the van where they were trapped inside. He then broke down into tears and depression and finished it all by jumping off a bridge. It was a truly tragic incident.

What's longer then Hitlers gas bill Chris Browns Penis

Why did the chicken cross the road... He wanted to get away from all those jerks who kept asking him why he made the decisions that he did. he later committed suicide...

What did the man with Tourette's say to the other man? Surely something he did not mean to say.

Yo momma's so fat, that she was put in this joke

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs sitting on a bench? Nothing. Why would you harrass a guy with no arms and no legs.

Two cannibals were eating a clown. One says to the other "Does this taste funny to you?!" ...Two days later, both of the cannibals became very ill with food poisoning. Always ensure meat is cooked thoroughly before eating.

Your mom is such a slut she had sex with your dad on the very first night of their marriage!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are Asians so good at mathematics? Practice.

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

I'm growing tired of all those ADD jokes. I have ADD, and I... ... what time is it?

Why was 7 afraid of 6? Because 6 accused him of cannibalism

What do u call a guy makin dinner? Gay.

What did the white guy said to the black guy, when he stepped on his foot? Excuse me.

Knock Knock! I have a door bell, you idiot!

Why did the fat guy get a gun? Because he was tired of all the fat jokes...

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