Two Chavs jump off a clift who wins? Neither the sport of Tomb stoning is considered non competitive much like jogging

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what said the girl when the roof collapsed over her nothing she died

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Q) what do girls like long , soft (can go hard) and has white stuff come out A) Twinkies but if left out of its plastic wrapping for a long period of time it will go hard

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Cows go moo.

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A small boy called peter got stuck up a tree, a man walks past and said "how did you get up there?" peter replies "i fell"

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why did the truck crash into a tree? cause staplers dont know how to drive

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What is better than a car made of gold? Anything you consider to be better than a car made of gold.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, Mitchell ate it before it could do so.

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Question: What did one lesbian say to the other lesbian at the grocery store? Answer: Will that be paper or plastic?

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Whats the difference between babies and basketballs? You cant unload a truck of basketballs with a pitchfork.

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in 2001 a man was working happily in his office cubicle and got an email from his boss saying that he had great news for him. filled with excitment he knew he was getting A big promotion and could finally afford that new toy his kid has always wanted. Feeling great the man walks up to the office window to enjoy the view he notices a very large commercial airliner flying straight towards his office.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms.

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You can buy me a rose, and if I love roses, that rose would make me happy, you can buy me a large house by the ocean, but if I do not like big empty spaces and dislike the sea, it would make me sad. I am no longer sure what would make me happy, so no.

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what do you call a middle eastern man on a plane? a passenger.

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A child with cancer grows up.

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When the clock strikes the bell at elephantasourous during my erectionn i screw myself CC

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Chuck Norris can beat an eleven-year-old in a fight.

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What did the man say to his wife at the funeral. Nothing, he was dead

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One day Satan, approached his dad and said: DADDY I love you so much, I want to be just like you! That story did not end up so well did it?

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What is grey and smells like sand? A Rock.

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Q: What do you call a hobo asking for change? A: Get off my driveway!

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your watch? I don't know, I don't have a watch anymore.

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? One is blonde and one is brunette.

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What did the beaver say to the other beaver? Nothing because beavers are wild, indigenous species thus incapable of speech.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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