- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the little boy late to church? He was getting raped by the priest. ....the priest was late too.

The answer: He is dead! (read it throughout so you cant go wrong) Question: So why cant a man in Italia marry his widows sister? Moral: Had yet to read one like this one...

What is worse than spending time with in-laws? Nothing.

A 14 year old walks into a bar. The bartender yells "Hey, no minors allowed here!" A 14 year old walks out of a bar.

What do you get if you cross a bulldog with a schitzu? A half breed prone to allergies and breathing problems.

save water shower with friends

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did a second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did a third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Q:If pigs ever played basketball, then what sound would they make? A:Oink-oink

Q: What did the rectum say to the Anus? A: "Your a waste."

Q: What did the nomad get for christmas? A: Most likely nothing because he lives in the middle of nowhere where no stores exist. If anything, he got a sandstorm.

Alcatraz is reopened only for Kevin's ma

Roses are red, Violets are blue, The Holocaust. And also cancer.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting cancer from a horse.

What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

Knock knock Who's there? Hurry up, let me in! Hurry up, let me in, who? gunshot

why did one crayon give another crayon the silent treatment? because they are crayons, unable to speak

Knock, Knock Who's There? (Silence) Wondering who was there, the man opened the door, to find a baby in a basket in front of him.

I tell an anti joke!.

Roses are red That much is true But violets are purple Not freaking blue

What do you get when you cross a horse and a donkey? a mule

What do you call 12 black doctors in a dark room? 12 black doctors in a dark room.

A duck walks into a bar.... Animal control is swiftly called and the duck is relocated to a nearby park.

bill is either dead or alive. bill is not dead therefore bill is alive

A horse cantered into a bar.

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