What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? Toys -Lets Go MEts

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A very unskillful basketball team enters a basketball tournament. They had little chance of winning and concluded with a loss.

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Why did the womens basketball team beat the mens? the men were locked in a refrigerator

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this sentence will not monkey banana pie

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How do you make a model ugly? you shoot her in the face.

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A priest, rabbi, and mormon are arguing about which religion is best. A zookeeper hears and says, "I have a bear who is sleeping right now. How about whoever converts the bear belongs to the best religion?" The priest goes in first, and then walks out a few minutes later, unharmed. The mormon does the same, and he too exits unscathed. The rabbi goes in, and walks out covered in claw marks. "How'd it go?" Said the zookeeper. "Easy." Said the priest. "I just sprinkled some Holy water on him." "I did the same." Said the mormon. The rabbi looked at the zookeeper and said, "have you ever tried to circumcise a bear?"

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When I was a kid, I had a clown at my birthday party. He molested me. Later I found out the clown was my dad.

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If life gives you melons you're dyslexic.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "what would you like to drink?". The horse, unable to comprehend english, just nods and proceeds to shit on the floor

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Behind every fat girl is a beautiful woman. No, seriously. Get out of the way.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite.

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Joanna walks up to a random house, knocks on the door,"Is this where the party's at?!"

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Fuzzy Whuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Whuzzy has no hair. Fuzzy Whuzzy has Cancer.

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Two strippers are out of work. So they turn to prostitution.

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Terrorist walked into the bar, all dead, except for a small child. The police came and asked the boy: "Boy, how I survived the blast?" The boy answered: "I'm not a boy, I am broccoli"

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Why did the Filipino hate internet advertising? Because navigating around a webpage with pestering visual and audible promotions often proves cumbersome and distracting from the task at hand.

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What did the mute person say to the deaf person? Nothing.

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Smart Blondes

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What do u call a black rapper who only raps about sex and money? lil wayne

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What do you call a politician on fire? A tragic death for the American public..

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Why did the blonde have the biggest tits in 3rd grade? She's 21

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There once was a man from Peru, Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. He woke with a fright in the middle of the night, To find nothing amiss.

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You wanna know the funniest joke ever? Justin bieber

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What is better than a cat? Nothing

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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